Here are some top tips for caring for your axe
1. Do not let children near it. There is nothing better that a 3 year old likes, than the sound of an axe through a Marshall falling ,that is why they do it again and again and again and again (breaks down sobbing uncontrollably )
2. Do not let some one show you their “The Who” or “Jimmy Hendrix” impression. This will invariably lead to your axe being set on fire or sticking through the middle of your amp. Both affect playability.
3. Do not let Joe Bonamassa play your axe!!!!! If you do you will be left thinking why do I have this and will probably say “you may as well keep it Joe” You will regret this latter. Instead just say “Joe I love you dearly but go and play your own”
4. Wood floats, a guitar is made of wood but this dose not mean you can float your axe. My pillow has feathers but it can’t fly
5. If you are having a party make sure your axe is tucked away safe. Under the influence of drink people who have never picked up a guitar think they are an expert. They will play anything to hand Brooms, the cat or just plain air. If they see your axe they will think “that will do for me “ next thing there is a horrible crash half way through Rainbows “since you’ve been gone “ and some one will say “good job it wasn’t something valuable like the TV
Hope this helps and you and said axe have a long and happy life together