Topic: Roger Waters Looking For Missing Inflatable Pig

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Re: Roger Waters Looking For Missing Inflatable Pig

'Coachella' took place about one mile from my house - literally (if you'll remember from my thread of a few days ago.)

http://www.jbonamassa.com/forum/viewtopic.php?id=5997

Okay, well THIS is just TOO freaky!  First, let me say that I do not have the pig, nor have I seen the pig, nor have I heard any rumors of the pig's current condition or of its whereabouts. 

I NEVER listen to the local news - nor do I subscribe to any local papers - and so, were it not for Keith's report and, of course, this Forum, I might never have heard about this.  Well, not that is, until I spoke with my friends and neighbors, anyway.

I should tell you that I have NEVER attended this festival, for a couple of reasons:

1.  It's always HOT  (100 F + degrees)
2.  It's crazy crowded (50,000+ w/ MANY of them under 20)
3.  It's expensive
4.  The lineup, in the past, has not been to my liking

That being said, this year's lineup was more appealing to me.  As a matter of fact, I was feeling pretty melancholy over the fact that I had missed an opportunity to see Jack Johnson one day, Prince another (nearly a 2-hour set, according to some kids), and, on Sunday, Roger Waters.  As a matter of fact, I was feeling so forlorn yesterday, that I spent many minutes throughout the day, listening to 'Wish You Were Here' - my favorite Pink Floyd song, over and over again.  It's nice..... here, enjoy: 

http://youtube.com/watch?v=dHcHH5pHa1c& … re=related

Last week, my friend Vicki (yes, the same one from the BDS Viper Room Saga), told me that her 17-year old would once again be attending the festival, and that she was arming her with my phone numbers, 'just in case'.  Well, of course, Vicki called me last night, from San Diego, asking if I could PLEASE run up the street to pick up her daughter who was feeling ill.  Her daughter's friends did NOT want to leave until it was OVER.  "No problem," I said.  "My pleasure!" 

So, I drove up there - she didn't know WHERE she was and neither did I, so, I was clever and lucky and parked on a dirt road right at the main entrance.  (Dirt because it takes place on our polo fields.)  So, imagine me, sitting, watching mobs of kids walking in and out of the festival, on a beautiful, warm desert night - my windows down - I hang up with 'the kid' and lean back to wait - and WHAT song do you think I begin to hear playing - faintly, in the distance ....... that's right....... 'Wish You Were Here'.  Well, I'd love to tell you that the acoustics were great, and that I heard every word, until the very last second, but, alas, it was not meant to be.  It was my great misfortune, after only a minute or so, to watch about 200 cars drive past me - about 3 hours BEFORE the show closed.  And so, for the last part of the song, I was subjected to the sights and sounds of passing vehicles on the bumpy dirt road.....and, of course, each one of those cars had THEIR windows down......and, each one of them was playing a different piece of music than the next, and sadly, Mr. Waters was lost to me then.......   but, for just a minute, he wasn't.  And I was SO glad to have been there.

And now, I feel some sort of SPECIAL obligation to track down that damn pig.  Where do you suppose it went?  How high would a two-story pig fly?  I need a weather report from last night......it was unusually still, it seems.  Straight up - into the heavens?  Hmm....when pigs fly.......really, really, REALLY BIG pigs.........where do they go?

My fear is that he's landed in some naive, unsuspecting person's backyard and will become the headliner at one HELL of a pinata party this weekend.  It is, after all, nearly Cinco de Mayo.


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This little piggy went to the market....

lol

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Re: Roger Waters Looking For Missing Inflatable Pig

Libby wrote:

'Coachella' took place about one mile from my house - literally (if you'll remember from my thread of a few days ago.)

http://www.jbonamassa.com/forum/viewtopic.php?id=5997

Okay, well THIS is just TOO freaky!  First, let me say that I do not have the pig, nor have I seen the pig, nor have I heard any rumors of the pig's current condition or of its whereabouts. 

I NEVER listen to the local news - nor do I subscribe to any local papers - and so, were it not for Keith's report and, of course, this Forum, I might never have heard about this.  Well, not that is, until I spoke with my friends and neighbors, anyway.

I should tell you that I have NEVER attended this festival, for a couple of reasons:

1.  It's always HOT  (100 F + degrees)
2.  It's crazy crowded (50,000+ w/ MANY of them under 20)
3.  It's expensive
4.  The lineup, in the past, has not been to my liking

That being said, this year's lineup was more appealing to me.  As a matter of fact, I was feeling pretty melancholy over the fact that I had missed an opportunity to see Jack Johnson one day, Prince another (nearly a 2-hour set, according to some kids), and, on Sunday, Roger Waters.  As a matter of fact, I was feeling so forlorn yesterday, that I spent many minutes throughout the day, listening to 'Wish You Were Here' - my favorite Pink Floyd song, over and over again.  It's nice..... here, enjoy: 

http://youtube.com/watch?v=dHcHH5pHa1c& … re=related

Last week, my friend Vicki (yes, the same one from the BDS Viper Room Saga), told me that her 17-year old would once again be attending the festival, and that she was arming her with my phone numbers, 'just in case'.  Well, of course, Vicki called me last night, from San Diego, asking if I could PLEASE run up the street to pick up her daughter who was feeling ill.  Her daughter's friends did NOT want to leave until it was OVER.  "No problem," I said.  "My pleasure!" 

So, I drove up there - she didn't know WHERE she was and neither did I, so, I was clever and lucky and parked on a dirt road right at the main entrance.  (Dirt because it takes place on our polo fields.)  So, imagine me, sitting, watching mobs of kids walking in and out of the festival, on a beautiful, warm desert night - my windows down - I hang up with 'the kid' and lean back to wait - and WHAT song do you think I begin to hear playing - faintly, in the distance ....... that's right....... 'Wish You Were Here'.  Well, I'd love to tell you that the acoustics were great, and that I heard every word, until the very last second, but, alas, it was not meant to be.  It was my great misfortune, after only a minute or so, to watch about 200 cars drive past me - about 3 hours BEFORE the show closed.  And so, for the last part of the song, I was subjected to the sights and sounds of passing vehicles on the bumpy dirt road.....and, of course, each one of those cars had THEIR windows down......and, each one of them was playing a different piece of music than the next, and sadly, Mr. Waters was lost to me then.......   but, for just a minute, he wasn't.  And I was SO glad to have been there.

And now, I feel some sort of SPECIAL obligation to track down that damn pig.  Where do you suppose it went?  How high would a two-story pig fly?  I need a weather report from last night......it was unusually still, it seems.  Straight up - into the heavens?  Hmm....when pigs fly.......really, really, REALLY BIG pigs.........where do they go?

My fear is that he's landed in some naive, unsuspecting person's backyard and will become the headliner at one HELL of a pinata party this weekend.  It is, after all, nearly Cinco de Mayo.


smile  Libby  smile

C'mon Libby give up the goods. We KNOW you're holding that pig ...cough it up. tongue

One can watch footage of said pig breaking free at this location :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-ztmnFfJoY

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Re: Roger Waters Looking For Missing Inflatable Pig

Keith wrote:
Libby wrote:

'Coachella' took place about one mile from my house - literally

First, let me say that I do not have the pig, nor have I seen the pig, nor have I heard any rumors of the pig's current condition or of its whereabouts. 


smile  Libby  smile

C'mon Libby give up the goods. We KNOW you're holding that pig ...cough it up. tongue

One can watch footage of said pig breaking free at this location :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-ztmnFfJoY

OH MY GOD!  THE ESCAPE - ON TAPE!!!

Hmmmmmmm.......now that I've seen videotaped EVIDENCE of the ACTUAL event ......  I think that the pig's choreographer may have had a hand in this (or a hoof, whatever the case may be) ...... I mean, REALLY!!!  What timing!  Who else besides a pig choreographer could come up with THAT???  I wonder what the average salary of a pig choreographer is?  Certainly it would be a high risk job.  It would HAVE TO include hazard pay.  Can you imagine?  What a way to go...... just one ill timed dance move, one misstep, and SQUISH!!!   .............  There go one more rising star choreographer's dreams of glory, fame and fortune .............. perhaps the pig and the choreographer had had a previous falling out.....and this was the choreographer's final revenge.......the last laugh.......because, as we all know, pigs, even on their BEST days, are NOT KNOWN FOR THEIR FLYING SKILLS, now are they?  Will the choreographer be brought in for questioning????

I wonder if the pig had any large insurance policies taken out on his life recently??? ........  by, perhaps, ...............  his manager .............. or, by his recently estranged sow (who, I believe, resides in a stately manor sty in the UK)  ............. or, by Roger Waters himself  ....... ?????

In a related story, I've clipped a portion of this article, from our local paper:

April 29, 2008 - The Desert Sun -

"A La Quinta couple say they have found the pig that broke loose while flying over
Roger Waters' closing performance this weekend -- at least part of it.

Susan Stolz called The Desert Sun this morning saying she and her husband found a glob of vinyl in their driveway yesterday. Not sure what it was, they threw it away. This morning, they read about the missing pig in the paper and e-mailed the following to Coachella organizers.

"It is entirely possible that I have at least part of your pig. My husband and I live at the Hideaway. We found a large pile of plastic yesterday morning on our driveway. It has some blue, yellow and silver paint. I must warn you that it is not in good shape. Maybe the balloon exploded or something. However, if you'd like to check it out, just let me know. "

"We went and got the pig out of the trash and put him in the garage," Stolz said. "We have laughed our heads off."

Coachella Fest organizers are offering a $10,000 reward and four Coachella tickets for life for the return of the inflatable pig that broke loose while flying over Roger Waters' closing performance this weekend.

``He escaped and went floating off into the desert,'' according to Coachella Fest spokeswoman Marcee Rondan, who said the inflatable pig was the size of a school bus.

He emerged Sunday while Waters, a co-founder of Pink Floyd, played a version of the band's 1977 song ``Pigs."

Okay, so, my next question is ...... will they submit the tissue sample to the Coroner's office for DNA testing?  And, if it IS proven to be tissue from the MISSING pig, will that PROVE the pig's actual DEMISE, or, only the fact that he has sustained an injury?  If the pig is only injured, and still flying free, will the festival organizers pay the people with the pig piece a PORTION of the prize money?  It IS a pretty penny, but, you should know that the neighborhood in which they live in has only MULTI-MILLION dollar homes - I don't think they need the cash.

Stay tuned.



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I'm afraid we can safely say that this is one sow who has gone to that "Great Pig In The Sky"

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Keith wrote:

I'm afraid we can safely say that this is one sow who has gone to that "Great Pig In The Sky"

Booo...hisssssssssssssssssss (perhaps the sound the pig made when he reached the stratosphere and sprung a leak)

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Pig has been found...not on the dark side of the moon, but as Libby said, in La Quinta :

http://hollywoodinsider.ew.com/2008/04/ … rs-pi.html

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YEAH!! The pig flew and then returned to the sty! Somehow I think Libby decided it didn't match her decor and released it..but I won't tell!! I just wonder how many drunks saw a flying pink pig and became reformed! Happy ending!    Cathy

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Oh my God - this is the funniest story I ever heard!! lol

Here´s the soundtrack for the piggie-escape: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEQeRLT1HNQ  .....

Lucy in the sky with Piggies ..............

Eva

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Re: Roger Waters Looking For Missing Inflatable Pig

John Prescott was on tv last night. Does that count as a sighting?

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snort, sputter...choke, cough

teehee

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Nope, as 'artsy' as I am, the pig, most assuredly, DID NOT match my decor, Cathy dear. 

I, for one, am glad the porcine escapee was found, even if it was torn and tattered, and in several pieces.  I can stop living as a fugitive now, as the authorities were apparently, for a time, searching FOR ME, the innocent bystander.  Somehow, they got word of my brief presence on the festival grounds at the approximate time of the aforementioned escape......ugly conclusions were drawn......and now, my good name has been dragged through the MUD!!!  Now, we can all begin to resume our normal lives once again and put this piggish event behind us.

On a related note, dear Eva, I must tell you that, many years ago, at a costume party, one Halloween night, I made an appearance as a pig.  The party took place out of town, at my best friend's house.  It was my habit to make surprise appearances at this annual event.  I was arrived, anonymously clad, in my snout-to-hoof-pretty-in-pink-pigotry and was able to sidle up to lifelong friends without them having a clue who the sow standing next to them was.  I tell you this, darling Eva, because of the song you posted above.  Beyond the costume itself, which I had made - and which was a wondrous and hysterically funny thing, complete with 8 pink, grey and white sucklings hanging from my you-know-whats, I had recorded some very special things on a microcassette player which I had stuffed inside my piggy belly.  On the tape were two things:  1.  The song you posted - with ME, singing the PIGGY SONG by the Beatles, AND, 2.  A long stream of sound effects, which I had created and recorded of myself, making various piglet noises - squealing, snorting, suckling, etc.!  I played both of these, spontaneously, throughout the night, for my audience, at double speed (in order to achieve the lifelike, properly high-pitched squeals, etc.).  Of course, NO ONE understood how my darling babies were making those 'cute little piggy noises'.  I won the contest - hands down - or was that 'hooves down'?  I won't tell you, on this forum, what happened, later that evening, as I began to detach the velcro-nosed sucklings from 'their happy places'.  That tale will best be told when I have the opportunity to meet you, one day.  I will bring along photos to better help illustrate the event.  I think I heard someone say, 'Spill the Swine - Take That Girl"....... but, it may have all been a dream  ........  I just knew that pig story was going to conjure up the past.....   smile


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7_U-zj2gfE



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An That's why she's my little nut case..I mean sister...yeah Lil Sis.  that's it.

Mercy Mercy but Love is Strange.

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bigjeffjones wrote:

An That's why she's my little nut case..I mean sister...yeah Lil Sis.  that's it.

Mercy Mercy but Love is Strange.

Eva Dear,

As long as you are trying to educate me with the subtle differences between various German terms of endearment, such as Liebling and Liebschen, would you be so kind as to provide me with the German translation for 'little nut case'? 

and

Big Brother,

I would MUCH prefer to be a 'little nut case,' as opposed to being a BIG one, like SOME people I know (of course, I AM NOT referring to YOU).

Love you too BB,

smile  Libby  smile

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Libby wrote:
bigjeffjones wrote:

An That's why she's my little nut case..I mean sister...yeah Lil Sis.  that's it.

Mercy Mercy but Love is Strange.

Eva Dear,

As long as you are trying to educate me with the subtle differences between various German terms of endearment, such as Liebling and Liebschen, would you be so kind as to provide me with the German translation for 'little nut case'?

My dearest Sister Libby,

That piggie story was  priceless !! LMAO lol
You really know how to make my day start with a fit of laughter ..... I wanna see those pictures!

Now what Brother Jeff said would be something like "mein kleines verrücktes Huhn" in German ... something you´d call your little Sister for sure wink .

And do you believe that my mum sings along with "Shine on you crazy diamond" right now, because there´s a concert on TV?! They´re playing concerts all day long today, because it´s the 1st May ... cowinkydink???

As Jeff would say:

Much Love,  Eva smile

P.S.: Bryan Lee was GREAT - and I took two little videos especially for you, so you can see he´s not dead at all lol
I´ll post about that later, because I´m at my parent´s home out in the country and the internet connection is sooooo slow.... smile

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eva wrote:
Libby wrote:
bigjeffjones wrote:

An That's why she's my little nut case..I mean sister...yeah Lil Sis.  that's it.

Mercy Mercy but Love is Strange.

Eva Dear,

As long as you are trying to educate me with the subtle differences between various German terms of endearment, such as Liebling and Liebschen, would you be so kind as to provide me with the German translation for 'little nut case'?

My dearest Sister Libby,

That piggie story was  priceless !! LMAO lol
You really know how to make my day start with a fit of laughter ..... I wanna see those pictures!

Now what Brother Jeff said would be something like "mein kleines verrücktes Huhn" in German ... something you´d call your little Sister for sure wink .

And do you believe that my mum sings along with "Shine on you crazy diamond" right now, because there´s a concert on TV?! They´re playing concerts all day long today, because it´s the 1st May ... cowinkydink???

As Jeff would say:

Much Love,  Eva smile

P.S.: Bryan Lee was GREAT - and I took two little videos especially for you, so you can see he´s not dead at all lol
I´ll post about that later, because I´m at my parent´s home out in the country and the internet connection is sooooo slow.... smile

Eva Dear,

I'm looking very forward to hearing about your time with Bryan Lee.  I am SO glad that you had a great time and even more pleased to know that HE'S ALIVE !!! 

I'd add more to the piggie page, but, I'm a little peeved with Mr. Waters right now.

It makes me VERY happy, on the other hand, to bring a little laughter to your day.



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I know that Joe could play one of those kid's guitars with the plastic strings and make it sound good-
Bill S.