Dear Chief Vice Captain Lynch,
This is Ret. Rear Admiral Capt. Roy. I'm sure you received notification from the Starship Chief of Staff, Jim M, informing you that Emperor Joe has retired my commission from Intergalactic travel. Because of my advanced age and very poor eyesight, the Emperor thought it best that I not take a Starship bearing his name into any future worm holes. True, while we both commanded many a horrendously dangerous and bold mission, like the Segway Wars on the planet Gay Paris', it was time for this old Rear Admiral Capt. to hang up his rocket riding boots.
If I can ever be of assistance or help to any advanced missions, please come by my new home at the RHFOC (Retirement Home For Old Captains). We'll sit out on the back porch, you playing your JB signature LP and me playing my JB signed Taylor and we'll talk over old times and new adventures.
Signing off for now.....former Captains log 90 81 11.
May The 4th Be With You Too!
Ret. Rear Adm. Capt. Roy
P.S. I can't believe for the life of me that you found this old relic.
Joe is the Best!