Starship Bonamassa, Captain Roy and the UISTAPCO (Page 6 of 7)

Captain...So now you want to follow regulations? Fine! I would like to request that all future missions remain under UISTAPCO control. With the interception of the Disconian ship scheduled for today, I voice this concern. Why is the V.P. Chaney doing the firing?? The Space Shuttle is returning from the ISS, (which also is at risk). Based on history is Dead-eye Dick really the right man for the mission? I'll be hiding in the Holodeck, running a Lynch Productions film "On the Road with Joe"...Call me when it's all over!..Com. G

"I'm forever blowing bubbles" is THE club song of the team whose badge is my avatar.

Now how far out is that?

Oooh, you are awful...........but I like it!

Or as Bob Hope said when he was in a film-set trailor on top of a young lady, when his wife walked in on him " It isn't me".

Ambassador Jones with a quick report.  The alien Bikerulians have invaded the peaceful colony of DB and surrounding hamlets, but appear to be intent only on plundering the native hops supply.  As there is free trade in the works I will remain in observation status.

The annual 10 day migration is in full swing.

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Incoming Data Entry .... Star Log 18 Nov 2009

Permission Captain to take off, Starship Bonamassa is on the launch pad awaiting clearance
Destination co-ordinates Paris France with information on L Zone , Corporal Siler has recommended we set down near big pointy thing .... lets hope it's a more softer landing than of the superstar segway team.
The Starship has been in the re-modifying silo and has 4 booster rockets attached to keep up with that Bonamassa fella who has been in Warp Factor 9 this year, so the added power may well help the Bonanauts keep up, The Bonanauts now have new stylish matching forum blue klingon hypersuits ... Commander Wittebroek and Lieutenant Eva looks very striking in their stellar suits.
After the first contact in Paris we move on to seek lifeform in Brussels and then a
Bonastellar Galatatic high forum meeting in Amsterdam with HD photographic proof of said event and general mingling with the locals ...... Chief George is the translator and knowledgable Bonanaut here and will organise a gathering of the Bonanauts at a local Star Wars bar, Bonastun guns at the ready ......
In flight entertainment will be of a transatlantic link with Commander Jeff Jones on his new found energy class, plus we have heard that Vice Captain Rocket has some inter planetery stories of word and muse, which are just out of this world
The Cosmo Bonanauts should be satisfyingly satisfied
Captain after the European space flight, The Starship Bonamssa and  UISTAPCO control will be handed over to you to continue the Journey throughout The USA and galaxies beyond right thru 2010

May The 4th Be With You

Chief Vice Captain Lynch

Dear Chief Vice Captain Lynch,

This is Ret. Rear Admiral Capt. Roy. I'm sure you received notification from the Starship Chief of Staff, Jim M, informing you that Emperor Joe has retired my commission from Intergalactic travel. Because of my advanced age and very poor eyesight, the Emperor thought it best that I not take a Starship bearing his name into any future worm holes. True, while we both commanded many a horrendously dangerous and bold mission, like the Segway Wars on the planet Gay Paris', it was time for this old Rear Admiral Capt. to hang up his rocket riding boots.

If I can ever be of assistance or help to any advanced missions, please come by my new home at the RHFOC (Retirement Home For Old Captains). We'll sit out on the back porch, you playing your JB signature LP and me playing my JB signed Taylor and we'll talk over old times and new adventures.

Signing off for now.....former Captains log 90 81 11.

May The 4th Be With You Too!

Ret. Rear Adm. Capt. Roy

P.S. I can't believe for the life of me that you found this old relic.

Exalted ones, I now know how you achieved the suits of the true metal. My armor is still too soft to deflect the blows of the mighty.

The Wizard.