What makes you laugh/smile ? (Page 32 of 44)

These glorious insults are from an era before the English language got boiled down to 4-letter words.

"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend, if you have one." - George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill
·    "Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second ... if there is one." -  Winston Churchill, in response.
 
·    A member of Parliament to Disraeli: "Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease."
    "That depends, Sir," said Disraeli, "whether I embrace your policies or your mistress."
 
·    "He had delusions of adequacy." - Walter Kerr
 
·    "He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." - Winston Churchill
 
·    "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure."  Clarence Darrow
 
·    "He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary." - William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway).
 
·    "Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it." - Moses Hadas
 
·    "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain
 
·    "He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.."     - Oscar Wilde
 

·    "I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here." - Stephen Bishop
 
·    "He is a self-made man and worships his creator." - John Bright
 
·    "I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial."     - Irvin S. Cobb
 
·    "He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others."     - Samuel Johnson
 
·    "He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up." - Paul Keating
 
·    "In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily." - Charles, Count Talleyrand
 
·    "He loves nature in spite of what it did to him." - Forrest Tucker
 
·    "Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?" - Mark Twain
 
·    "His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork."     - Mae West
 
·    "Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go."     - Oscar Wilde
 
·    "He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)
 
·    "He has Van Gogh's ear for music." - Billy Wilder

·    "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."  Groucho Marx

The guy from "borat". I can't recall his name ...

Brian rules, him and Stewie make the show what it is.

What makes me smile is getting the sillies. lol

What Does the Fox Say?
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Wow! She tore into that huge chunk of meat like a ravenous wolf. Then she went for the onion rings.

That is so horrible, but I will admit, I did laugh! Thank goodness that never happened on the cruises I've been on.

We could do with another like him now!!! 

Don't know if this counts as a laugh/smile moment, but it carries a major "Awww......" alert. Enjoy:-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNDhZrAVe1c