1 Topic by Stu Craig (edited by Stu Craig 2012-09-13 17:50:50)

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Topic: WARNING! All laws of physics were just disproved!

I just very carefully finished making a slice of peanut butter toast. The last scrapings of the peanut butter...perfectly and evenly spread upon a hot and lightly browned toasted slice of oat nut bread...and then I completely spazzed out and dropped it on the kitchen floor.

It landed FACE UP! (enter church music playing "hallelujah" in the background, as a beam of golden sunlight comes though my window). I am now checking Google news for world peace, waiting for water to start running uphill, and JB to announce a world tour as a stratocaster playing power trio with Eric and Kenny.

Oh nevermind. I'll just eat my toast.

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Re: WARNING! All laws of physics were just disproved!

A good day for Stu for sure.

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Re: WARNING! All laws of physics were just disproved!

lol

"He still doesn't charge for mistakes! wink"
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Re: WARNING! All laws of physics were just disproved!

Hilarious!!

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Re: WARNING! All laws of physics were just disproved!

lol

Thanks for sharing that, Stu. Wonders will never cease....

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6 Reply by Rocket (edited by Rocket 2012-09-13 17:37:49)

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Re: WARNING! All laws of physics were just disproved!

Jane H. wrote:

this thread is use;less without a picture

I got the picture!  Didn't you?  I guess laws of physics have to be broken to receive it...



Minus Jam ON Toast & Keep the Hallelujah 5 (or is it 10? lol ) Second Rule Of Tasty Faith,
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Re: WARNING! All laws of physics were just disproved!

LMFAO!
I could try that 100 times and hit face down 99!

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Re: WARNING! All laws of physics were just disproved!

Time to buy a lottery ticket.

Play like you've worked at it, and don't worry about sounding like your influences.  You can't cheat on them, or your practice, anyway.  If you've worked hard at your skill, your audience will know it.

9 Reply by airportdon (edited by airportdon 2012-09-14 06:58:54)

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Re: WARNING! All laws of physics were just disproved!

"AMERICAS GOT TALENT "......Next year's winner is.....:)   You never know!!!!

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Re: WARNING! All laws of physics were just disproved!

I suppose you were in the kitchen Stu, which would suggest ceramic tile or linoleum flooring. What I heard a long time ago and has stuck with me, "The odds of an open face sandwich falling face down are directly proportional to the cost of the carpet" lol ,which doesn't make sense unless you carried it to another part of the house and then dropped it. You got lucky buddy, 5 second rule applies in this case, or not?

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Re: WARNING! All laws of physics were just disproved!

The physical law actually states that the chances of the said food item landing face side up is inversely proportional to the cost of the floor covering