Topic: WARNING! All laws of physics were just disproved!
I just very carefully finished making a slice of peanut butter toast. The last scrapings of the peanut butter...perfectly and evenly spread upon a hot and lightly browned toasted slice of oat nut bread...and then I completely spazzed out and dropped it on the kitchen floor.
It landed FACE UP! (enter church music playing "hallelujah" in the background, as a beam of golden sunlight comes though my window). I am now checking Google news for world peace, waiting for water to start running uphill, and JB to announce a world tour as a stratocaster playing power trio with Eric and Kenny.
Oh nevermind. I'll just eat my toast.