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Come on the Blades (sorry Idolbone just had to borrow your line)
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Brack wrote:
This made me smile & nod! https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hp … 8016_n.jpg
"W" is proof of this!!!!
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J Dawg
What is success? Is it do yo' own thang, or is it to join the rest? -Allen Toussaint
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A young boy said, "Old people poke me at weddings and say your next. So I started doing the same thing to them at funerals".
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J Dawg
What is success? Is it do yo' own thang, or is it to join the rest? -Allen Toussaint
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A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
Nyuk Nyuk,
J Dawg
What is success? Is it do yo' own thang, or is it to join the rest? -Allen Toussaint
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In Olympics news,the Somalian sailing team issued an apology-they didn't realise sailing AND shooting were separate events......
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.....and OF COURSE the British women won the rowing.It's the same basic moves as ironing.......(ouch!)
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The wife left a note stuck on the fridge door-'It's no good,it's just not working,i'm going to my mum's for a few days...' I opened the door,the light came on,the beer was cold,god knows WHAT she's talking about....
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The police came knocking on my door holding a picture of the wife .'I'm afraid it looks like she was hit by a bus'.the officer intoned.'Iknow',i replied ,'but she's good with the kids....'
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I took my son out for his first beer.Got him a Heineken-he didn't like it,so i had it.Got him a Guinness,he didn't like that either,so i had that It was the same with the Fosters and cider-by the time we got to the tequila, i could hardly push his stroller.....
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Australia - 2 Golds - Team GB 18 .... so far! Well, it's making me LOL !!
GOOD KARMA - http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3zkw … o1_500.jpg
Avatar Credit: D.Hirst,Olympic Union Flag
Adele: RAH http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Oio8V3e3WU&ob=av2e -
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Avatar Credit: D.Hirst,Olympic Union Flag
Adele: RAH http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Oio8V3e3WU&ob=av2e -
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A young blonde woman read that bathing in milk would make her skin look younger longer. So she left a note for her milkman to deliver 25 gals. of milk. The milkman reads her note and wonders, did she mean 2.5 gals.? So he rings her doorbell and when she answered he asked her, you sure you didn't mean 2.5 gals.? She told him no, and explained why she needed 25 gals. So then he asked her, would you like it pasteurized? She replied, no, just up to my t!ts, I can splash it in my eyes!
Think Blonde,
J Dawg
What is success? Is it do yo' own thang, or is it to join the rest? -Allen Toussaint
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A link to the biggest current joke in my neck of the woods: http://kansascity.royals.mlb.com/index.jsp?c_id=kc
Terrance Shuman
Kansas City, MO
Kansas City, MO