Dude your the coolest! That was fantastic. 5,000 miles, are you kiddin me, I'd be so tore up from drinkin, they would lock me in the bathroom.
Got a quick story for you, when we went to Memphis, the pilot gets on the horn and says" Good afternoon ladies and gentleman, this is Capt. Smith ( whatever his frickin name was ) were expecting a little rough air ahead please keep your seatbelts on until the light goes out overhead". I look at Deb " you got them drink tickets, I hate when they lie to us , you know the f***in planes goin down, I'm goin to numb myself up ". She rolls her eyes, as if to say " thats b.s. you just want to drink". The steward comes around and ask us what we want to drink " yeah I'll have 2 bloody marys and I'll mix it myself ", the dude smiles " cant wait for the 2nd time around huh (LOL)". I dead pan the cat " I'm just warmin up, stay close by", he looked at me like " oh no we got one of them".
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