Topic: Do we have a jokes page...?
..or am i not looking in the right place? Only, the wife had a near-death-experience today..she thought she could vacuum while F1 was on.... 
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Are farts lumpy?
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idolbone wrote:
..or am i not looking in the right place? Only, the wife had a near-death-experience today..she thought she could vacuum while F1 was on....
There is a joke page in the off topics, that you started if I am not mistaken.
https://forum.jbonamassa.com/viewtopic.php?id=13394
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No,that's just a gamble lost.......
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It's Me wrote:
idolbone wrote:..or am i not looking in the right place? Only, the wife had a near-death-experience today..she thought she could vacuum while F1 was on....
There is a joke page in the off topics, that you started if I am not mistaken.
Doh! That's two Crown Royals for you,sorry!
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idolbone wrote:
It's Me wrote:idolbone wrote:..or am i not looking in the right place? Only, the wife had a near-death-experience today..she thought she could vacuum while F1 was on....
There is a joke page in the off topics, that you started if I am not mistaken.
Doh! That's two Crown Royals for you,sorry!
Hope there is a good punchline tomorrow at the Lane. Come on you Blades......
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woofy777 wrote:
Are farts lumpy?
When you get to my age........sometimes!
Why don't we eliminate all the warning labels and let things sort themselves out?
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Is there a jokes page? Yeah its called other artists heyooooo.Take my wife please 
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guido wrote:
woofy777 wrote:Are farts lumpy?
When you get to my age........sometimes!
..PLEASE!!!.... i just warmed up some curry! 
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What do you call Charlie Sheen after he's discovered Joe Bonamassa.
A winner.
I've been working all night, and in my very tired eyes that's funny. If this post survives the mod's deleting it I'll be amazed.
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idolbone wrote:
It's Me wrote:idolbone wrote:..or am i not looking in the right place? Only, the wife had a near-death-experience today..she thought she could vacuum while F1 was on....
There is a joke page in the off topics, that you started if I am not mistaken.
Doh! That's two Crown Royals for you,sorry!
I'll take them. Thanks!
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idolbone wrote:
..or am i not looking in the right place? Only, the wife had a near-death-experience today..she thought she could vacuum while F1 was on....
Funny! kind of had the same thing today!
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On the subject of footie-has anyone seen a two-goal-lead?Only Sheffield Utd had one up until 8 minutes from time and lost the .....r 
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idolbone wrote:
On the subject of footie-has anyone seen a two-goal-lead?Only Sheffield Utd had one up until 8 minutes from time and lost the .....r
After Blackpool I thought it couldn't get worse, after over 50yrs as a blades supporter nothing surprises me anymore!!! 
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82 minutes of bragging rights gorn reet oot'a winda!!
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idolbone wrote:
82 minutes of bragging rights gorn reet oot'a winda!!
Typical they had to cheat to get the winner but what do you expect from the poorer half of town! 
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An American woman is vacationing in Scotland. She walks into a pub and sees a Scotsman in a kilt sitting at the bar. She asks him what do Scotsmen wear under their kilts. He replies "Well just slide your hand up there lassie and find out!" She does so, yanks her hand back suddenly and exclaims "That's gruesome!" He says, "Well go ahead and do it again because it just grew some more!"
Major Tom to ground control...