Re: Haiku! whats the rules?

Thought I was a man
But last month I had my doubts
My pain was bad news

But Doc changed his tune
Medications have been changed
Am surly no more

Plus here's more good news
BarRock band held auditions
Bass player needed

So I drove an hour
Plugged in and scared them to death
Try outs held no more  smile

Now I'm in like Flynn
Band needed SOUL infusion
The universe speaks  cool

Rock On & Keep the FAITH
             It is
Blues From the Bottoms

Re: Haiku! whats the rules?

Now live broadcasts from
the River Street Jazz Cafe
Read about it here...  wink
http://www.jbonamassa.com/forum/viewtopic.php?id=15865

--Vik cool

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Took Vikki's heads up
Tuned in the broadcast, bad band
Ha ha, break music!

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Re: Haiku! whats the rules?

Went to recital
Not a good day for daughter
Oh well that's show biz

studio owner
asked me about bass lessons
would I teach the funk?

After all this time
you don't know I play it all?
what are you thinking?

Lost my mind, said he
teach theory then, if you like,
but there's no demand...

Joe's Blues in the Schools
thought I.  Create the demand
now smoke comes from ears  yikes

cool   wink   cool

Rock On & Keep the FAITH
             It is
Blues From the Bottoms

Re: Haiku! whats the rules?

bigjeffjones wrote:

Went to recital
Not a good day for daughter
Oh well that's show biz

studio owner
asked me about bass lessons
would I teach the funk?

After all this time
you don't know I play it all?
what are you thinking?

Lost my mind, said he
teach theory then, if you like,
but there's no demand...

Joe's Blues in the Schools
thought I.  Create the demand
now smoke comes from ears  yikes

cool   wink   cool

Ow they need the Funk,
They gotta studdy on dat Funk
You throw up da Funk

Gonna be real FUNKids
Tear the roof off the sucker
Dose Si Dose Doctor

Rock ON & Keep the Faith,
Rocket

"He still doesn't charge for mistakes! wink"
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"Everybody wants ta get inta the act!"
“Now, this isn’t your ordinary party crowd, here.  I mean, there are professionals in here.”

Re: Haiku! whats the rules?

on the couch all day
flannel flamingo pj's
i have a head cold


black clouds are forming
cannot sip swirl taste the wine
sommelier is sad

Re: Haiku! whats the rules?

The secret to life
Is contained in this Haiku:
Oops, ran out of room.

(Stolen from a thinkgeek.com email... tongue )

--Vik cool

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Snowbound forum clan
Stuck in by winters blizzard
Haiku thread active
Rick

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Re: Haiku! whats the rules?

Blue with ice and snow
Bright day ahead thanks to Rick
Wine lifted spirits

Re: Haiku! whats the rules?

Glory and behold
For the first time in some months
did not wake in tears

Crying and moaning
To be taken for granted
Upon arising

Not today people
I give thanks, in the name of
everything Holy

Blood pressure is down
Don't feel seventy seven
Blues From The Bottoms

Rock On & Keep the FAITH
             It is
Blues From the Bottoms

Re: Haiku! whats the rules?

My nerves have been shot
Need some live Floyd therapy
via The Machine!

Off to Scottish Rite
in Collingswood NJ
Anybody else?

--Vik cool

Re: Haiku! whats the rules?

Like the earth's orbit
Haiku topic reappears
So regularly

Praise the universe
Funky D improves daily
We love our Big Jeff!  wink

RIP Iron Man

Rock On and keep the Faith

Re: Haiku! whats the rules?

So then, funky D
More needles to be stuck in
Bullet gets bitten

Fingers crossed from here
That these radical measures
Bring sweet pain relief  wink

RIP Iron Man

Rock On and keep the Faith

Re: Haiku! whats the rules?

Next bullet I bite
might blow off back of my head  lol
Loving's done half time.  tongue

Spinal Injections
are everything they say (yep)
wish it was morphine  cool

Rock On & Keep the FAITH
             It is
Blues From the Bottoms

Re: Haiku! whats the rules?

wowthat'sreallygood
JaneDearphilosophising
I'llholdyourhandtoo

Rock On & Keep the FAITH
             It is
Blues From the Bottoms

Re: Haiku! whats the rules?

he is looking out
the belly button window
head way up in there

Rock On & Keep the FAITH
             It is
Blues From the Bottoms

Re: Haiku! whats the rules?

bigjeffjones wrote:

he is looking out
the belly button window
head way up in there

I know what you mean
can't stop laffing my **** off
there goes and snot flows

"He still doesn't charge for mistakes! wink"
http://jbonamassa.com/tour-dates/
"Everybody wants ta get inta the act!"
“Now, this isn’t your ordinary party crowd, here.  I mean, there are professionals in here.”

Re: Haiku! whats the rules?

Twelve days I was gone
Seven pages of new posts
All caught up now though

Been busy lately
Don't have much to post about
Just wanna say hi

--Vik cool