1 Topic by Bill S (edited by Bill S 2011-01-21 17:57:01)

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Topic: Application to Become a Packers Fan

I was turned down, but anyone else that's interested, here you go...my apologies to Roy and Nic:

Application To Become a Packer's Fan
Name: _________________________ CB Handle: ________________________

Neck Shade: ______ Light Red _____ Medium Red _____ Dark Red

Number of teeth in exposed full grin: (neither can exceed 3)
    _____ Upper _____ Lower

Mobile Home Color:
    _____ Two tone, brown & white
    _____ Two tone, pink & white
    _____ Faded green

Model of Pickup Truck: _______________ Size of Tires: ____________

Length of right leg: ___________ Length of left leg: ___________

Note: To be accepted, you must be honest and you must be able to check at least 20 items from the questions below. Good Packer fans can sometimes check many answers for some of the questions that follow:

1.    My favorite music:
    ____    Country
    ____    Western
    ____    Anything played on an accordion

2.    My favorite meal:
    ____    Head cheese & Old Milwaukee
    ____    Venison sausage & Old Milwaukee
    ____    Cheese curds & Old Milwaukee
    ____    Pickled pigs feet
    ____    $5.99 fish fry
    ____    7 courses: brat & six pack of Old Milwaukee

3.    Preferred weapon:
    ____    12 gauge
    ____    Tire iron
    ____    Forehead
    ____    Chain saw
    ____    Ice auger

4.    Primary Auto:
    ____    '67 Ford Galaxy
    ____    '67 Ford Galaxy with a transmission
    ____    '67 Ford Galaxy with a '73 Chevy Impala transmission
    ____    '67 Ford Galaxy with a '73 Chevy Impala transmission & '71 Buick engine
    ____    Horse
    ____    Cow

5.    I usually greet people by saying:
    ____    Ya Hey Dere!
    ____    Dem Packers is playing like a bunch of old women
    ____    Dey should just take da whole bunch a dem der Madison liberals and just line 'em up and shoot 'em!

6.    I can count to:
    ____    10
    ____    20, if I take off my boots
    ____    21 if I get 'nekked'

7.    I bought part of the "frozen tundra":
    ____    Yes
    ____    No, but I wish I had

8.    Favorite reading:
    ____    Fishing facts
    ____    Beer bottle labels
    ____    Guns & Ammo
    ____    Soldier of Fortune
    ____    Polka Digest

9.    Things in front yard:
    ____    Various Kitchen appliances
    ____    Cars on blocks
    ____    Transmissions
    ____    Transmissions for a '67 Ford Galaxy
    ____    Deer hanging from tree limb (In season)
    ____    Deer hanging from tree limb (Out of season)

10.    My favorite colors are:
    ____    Green
    ____    Gold
    ____    I'm color blind, except when I have my "Beer Goggles" on.

11.    I mostly wear:
    ____    Polyester pants with snags
    ____    Polyester pants with holes
    ____    Green Bay belt buckle
    ____    Monogrammed bowling shirt

12.    The most memorable event I ever attended:
    ____    Minocqua Moose Call competition
    ____    Omega Outboard Motor Repair Finals
    ____    Lake Tomahawk Crew Cut Championships
    ____    Carp Queen Beauty Contest

13.    My favorite entertainment:
    ____    Deer hunt'n while drink'n
    ____    Watch'n Green Acres while drink'n
    ____    Snowmobiling while drink'n
    ____    Drink'n

14.    Pick one:
    ____    Someone is helping me read this
    ____    Someone is reading this for me.

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Re: Application to Become a Packers Fan

They left off a couple of choices Bill.
# 2 should have included Fish Boil and Lutefisk.
# 12 Has to have a Cow Chip Toss!
lol
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Re: Application to Become a Packers Fan

RFLMFAO!!!!!  lol  lol  lol

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4 Reply by BluesMan (edited by BluesMan 2011-01-23 13:24:11)

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Re: Application to Become a Packers Fan

Ya Hey Dere! You gots it all wrong der Billy Bob, dem Packers ain't playin' like a bunch of old women, der playin' a bunch of old women today! And dem liberals in Madtown dasn't be shot, dey should be strung up in da middle of da town der. smile

Oh gosh golly gee, dem Packers gonna put a big sloppy hurt on dat Gay Cutter...'er...I mean Jay Cutler guy. And dat ain't notin' comparin' to what dat little Gay...'er...Jay is gonna get in da shower after da game. He better be watchin' dat movie Shawshank Redemption to get himself warmed up fer dat! wink

Anyvay, Packers tirty five (35), Girly Bears sevn'teens (17).

Signin' off from da frozen tundra, ver da men are men an da sheep are nervous. Catch yous all later der boys, got to go out to da barn and milk Bessie.

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P.S. evens dat Grace Potter gal loves dem Packers and really dat big man, Clay Mathews. Really, I's kinda love Clay too, if yous catch my drift der hey. wink

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5 Reply by BluesMan (edited by BluesMan 2011-01-23 18:24:35)

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Re: Application to Become a Packers Fan

Final: Green Bay Packers 21 Chicago Bears 14

A typical, hard fought, brutal nail biter between the two best teams in the division who happen to be the oldest rivals in the NFL. Man, my stomach was churning like some of that fine butter that Wisconsin produces. Congratulations to the Chicago Bears and the great year they had.

Excuse me, I've got to go take a nap now....three down and one to go....and now it's on to the Super Bowl! cool

Roy

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6 Reply by Rocket (edited by Rocket 2011-01-23 18:29:34)

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Re: Application to Become a Packers Fan

Well, the laugh-in is over! I guess that means the offending application used all the offense of the Bears up! The Packers may have the convenience stores of America stocked with Bear Jerky for a while now.  It might have to be extra salted to taste good!  lol
Good game played by a surprising defense and a struggling offense.  Good job, heck of a try by a 3rd string 3rd year QB.  Bears teammates show class tapping him on the helmet for effort, even after throwing the game ending interception. 

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NOTE: Fox network has a great pre game and halftime show, they are not too good post game! Ho Hum!  roll

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Re: Application to Become a Packers Fan

Congratulations Green Bay Packers  cool
I BOW DOWN TO YOU
Thumbs UP
Make It a SUPER YEAR!!!!
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Good job Pack. Now Rudy gets to gnaw his nails.  tongue
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Re: Application to Become a Packers Fan

Congratulations Packer fan.  Now on to Jerry's house where it's a heck of alot warmer than in WI.

10 Reply by BluesMan (edited by BluesMan 2011-01-24 08:56:43)

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Re: Application to Become a Packers Fan

#1JBFAN wrote:

Congratulations Green Bay Packers  cool
I BOW DOWN TO YOU
Thumbs UP
Make It a SUPER YEAR!!!!
Jon

Thanks Buddy! We couldn't have played a tougher team in a more hostile environment than we did yesterday. cool

I guess I should say, we've got the Halas and now we're off to Dallas. wink http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NFC_Championship_Game

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Re: Application to Become a Packers Fan

go Cheeseheads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Application to Become a Packers Fan

Rocket wrote:

Well, the laugh-in is over! I guess that means the offending application used all the offense of the Bears up! The Packers may have the convenience stores of America stocked with Bear Jerky for a while now.  It might have to be extra salted to taste good!  lol
Good game played by a surprising defense and a struggling offense.  Good job, heck of a try by a 3rd string 3rd year QB.  Bears teammates show class tapping him on the helmet for effort, even after throwing the game ending interception. 

Rock On& Keep the Faith,
Rocket

NOTE: Fox network has a great pre game and halftime show, they are not too good post game! Ho Hum!  roll

Not sure which defense you're referring to Rocket, but both GB & the Bears have great defenses, neither of which surprised me. As far as struggling offenses, both teams struggled...in fact, the offenses tied 14 - 14 with the difference being the 18 yard interception return for a TD. I think even GB fans would agree that Rodgers had a mediocre game compared to what he'd done the last two weeks.
Not trying to take anything away from GB, they were the better team yesterday.
Congrats to them and the Packers fans and good luck in the Super Bowl.
BTW, that Packer application was not meant to offend...all meant in good fun.

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13 Reply by BluesMan (edited by BluesMan 2011-01-24 16:34:34)

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Re: Application to Become a Packers Fan

Bill S wrote:

BTW, that Packer application was not meant to offend...all meant in good fun.

Actually Bill, I thought it was hysterical and actually, I have said and done a few of those things myself. wink

I would agree with you too that Aaron Rodgers did not have a good game al all, but that had a lot to do with the Bear defense. Not sure what Lovie Smith was thinking by not taking the ball and playing defense on the opening kickoff. But after that Packer drive, it was very tough going for them the rest of the game. Like I said before, we played an extremely tough team in a very hostile environment and were fortunate to come out on top.

And Ian, here's an official site for your Cheesehead shoppng pleasure: http://www.packertime.com/prodindex/che … 2godcVjyJQ

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Re: Application to Become a Packers Fan

I'd love to post some YouTube videos of Chicago natives burning Cutler jerseys.... but I think Bill can look out his window at any time and see his neighbors doing it.  tongue

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OK Bill S insulting a moderator is a banable offense. 30 days minimum.
jim m proud stockholding member and fan since the 67' when I jumped on the Packer bandwagon. I have gone on to pilgrimages to Lambeau. My wife left the Packer family when Brett did but my son and I have remained loyal. Never would of thought Aaron Rogers would bring them this far.

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Some Packer fan save me the research time:

How long was Aaron Rogers on the team waiting for playing time while Brett was still there?

I saw a photo in the paper with a Packers fan wearing a "St. Vince" hat, it said something about being the Packers saint? (Vince Lombardi?)

I know I mentioned this before, but, way, way back, when my husband was a kid and the Eagles were terrible, a lot of Philadelphia fans took on the Packers as a secondary team to root for! For a guy that has a tendency to ditch everything, he still has his unsharpened Green Bay Packers pencil.

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17 Reply by BluesMan (edited by BluesMan 2011-01-25 10:44:19)

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That's right, you are a big Packer fan Jim, I think we've talked about that before! cool

Not making any excuses for Aaron Rodger's sub-par perfromance on Sunday, but it has been reported that he did have a bit of a shoulder injury early in the game...

"McCarthy says the "injury" happened on a first-quarter touchdown run, from which Rodgers jogged away relatively slowly. It was not an issue on the fourth-quarter, helmet-to-helmet hit Rodgers took from Julius Peppers. McCarthy did reiterate that Rodgers is "fine," and he'll start the Super Bowl."

I still say it was the Bear's very tough defense that made the difference and thank goodness Rodgers gave up his body and took down Urlacher on the interception otherwise, that could have really changed the game.

Roy

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18 Reply by BluesMan (edited by BluesMan 2011-01-25 10:53:43)

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Re: Application to Become a Packers Fan

Angela wrote:

Some Packer fan save me the research time:

How long was Aaron Rogers on the team waiting for playing time while Brett was still there?

I saw a photo in the paper with a Packers fan wearing a "St. Vince" hat, it said something about being the Packers saint? (Vince Lombardi?)

Here's a picture of my son Ben with "St. Vince" from a couple of years ago Angela when we attended a game: 
http://www.flickr.com/photos/8384830@N0 … 873402806/ Ben is now about as tall as St. Vince. wink

Rodgers was selected in the first round of the 2005 draft. He didn't start until Favre's "retirement" before the 2008 season began.

Roy

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