Topic: Application to Become a Packers Fan
I was turned down, but anyone else that's interested, here you go...my apologies to Roy and Nic:
Application To Become a Packer's Fan
Name: _________________________ CB Handle: ________________________
Neck Shade: ______ Light Red _____ Medium Red _____ Dark Red
Number of teeth in exposed full grin: (neither can exceed 3)
_____ Upper _____ Lower
Mobile Home Color:
_____ Two tone, brown & white
_____ Two tone, pink & white
_____ Faded green
Model of Pickup Truck: _______________ Size of Tires: ____________
Length of right leg: ___________ Length of left leg: ___________
Note: To be accepted, you must be honest and you must be able to check at least 20 items from the questions below. Good Packer fans can sometimes check many answers for some of the questions that follow:
1. My favorite music:
____ Country
____ Western
____ Anything played on an accordion
2. My favorite meal:
____ Head cheese & Old Milwaukee
____ Venison sausage & Old Milwaukee
____ Cheese curds & Old Milwaukee
____ Pickled pigs feet
____ $5.99 fish fry
____ 7 courses: brat & six pack of Old Milwaukee
3. Preferred weapon:
____ 12 gauge
____ Tire iron
____ Forehead
____ Chain saw
____ Ice auger
4. Primary Auto:
____ '67 Ford Galaxy
____ '67 Ford Galaxy with a transmission
____ '67 Ford Galaxy with a '73 Chevy Impala transmission
____ '67 Ford Galaxy with a '73 Chevy Impala transmission & '71 Buick engine
____ Horse
____ Cow
5. I usually greet people by saying:
____ Ya Hey Dere!
____ Dem Packers is playing like a bunch of old women
____ Dey should just take da whole bunch a dem der Madison liberals and just line 'em up and shoot 'em!
6. I can count to:
____ 10
____ 20, if I take off my boots
____ 21 if I get 'nekked'
7. I bought part of the "frozen tundra":
____ Yes
____ No, but I wish I had
8. Favorite reading:
____ Fishing facts
____ Beer bottle labels
____ Guns & Ammo
____ Soldier of Fortune
____ Polka Digest
9. Things in front yard:
____ Various Kitchen appliances
____ Cars on blocks
____ Transmissions
____ Transmissions for a '67 Ford Galaxy
____ Deer hanging from tree limb (In season)
____ Deer hanging from tree limb (Out of season)
10. My favorite colors are:
____ Green
____ Gold
____ I'm color blind, except when I have my "Beer Goggles" on.
11. I mostly wear:
____ Polyester pants with snags
____ Polyester pants with holes
____ Green Bay belt buckle
____ Monogrammed bowling shirt
12. The most memorable event I ever attended:
____ Minocqua Moose Call competition
____ Omega Outboard Motor Repair Finals
____ Lake Tomahawk Crew Cut Championships
____ Carp Queen Beauty Contest
13. My favorite entertainment:
____ Deer hunt'n while drink'n
____ Watch'n Green Acres while drink'n
____ Snowmobiling while drink'n
____ Drink'n
14. Pick one:
____ Someone is helping me read this
____ Someone is reading this for me.