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“It's an addiction, ... and addiction is something I should know something about.”
Keith Richards on playing live 
Which leads nicely into his stage quote "Good evening (insert city of choice). It's good to be here. It's good to be anywhere!"
Ian
"Am I fixated with the guitar? Probably. Is that a bad thing? I don't think so"- Joe
-Eric
When Kaeding woke up after the game, he read the headlines, kicked the wall, AND MISSED!
Anon. disgruntled Bolts fan.
"The Blues is the basis of all modern music"
Jack White on Planet Rock talking about the film "It Might Get Loud".
Young Mr White's just gone up in my estimation. 
"Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it!"
"You must have been something before electricty."
"Now I know why Tigers eat their young!"
"He called me a baboon, he thinks I'm his wife."
"Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?"..........."Oh, it looks good on you though."
Roy
I once read that drinking was bad for you.........so I quit reading.
Henny Youngman
Think Green,
J Dawg
Italian proverb.....
"Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back in the same box."
Roy
"You are my creator, but I am your master—obey!"
Mary Shelly
"It's not brain surgery..."
You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.
-- Stephen King
Kids: The other white meat.
--unknown
The trouble with a kitten is eventually it becomes a cat.
--Ogden Nash
I think I mentioned to Bob [Geldof] I could make love for eight hours. What I didn't say was that this included four hours of begging and then dinner and a movie.
-- Sting
"They all agreed that it was a huge creature, luminous, ghastly, and spectral. I have cross-examined these men, one of them a hard-headed countryman, one a farrier, and one a moorland farmer, who all tell the same story of this dreadful apparition, exactly corresponding to the hell-hound of the legend. I assure you that there is a reign of terror in the district, and that it is a hardy man who will cross the moor at night."
“‘But now we have to prove the connection between the man and the beast.’”
Sherlock Holmes, by Conan Doyle.
In honor of the moon tonight. Ahhwooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
Rick
"if the facts dont fit change the facts" Albert Einstein
"As far as I'm concerned, I prefer silent vice to ostentatious virtue." - Albert Einstein
"Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves." - Albert Einstein
Now that's a pretty smart guy! 
"you cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong" -
"You cannot help man permanently by doing for them what they could, and should, do for themselves"-
Abraham Lincoln
The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on. It is never of any use to oneself.
Oscar Wilde
Rick
If you can judge a wise man by the color of his skin, mister you’re a better man than I. -
Steven Tyler
Do or Do Not - There is no Try
-Yoda
"Maybe he's not out there Bones. Maybe he's right here, in the human heart."
Captain James Kirk
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