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Topic: Great quote thread

thought that this would be a good idea. I'll get it started:  "Life is hard... it's harder when your stupid."

"It makes it sound like the amp is about ready to explode, that's because it IS about ready to explode." -Joe

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Re: Great quote thread

Don't know that this is a quote, more of a saying I think, but whatever: 

It's not what you don't know that's the problem, it's what you know that just ain't so.

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"If you find a fork in the road... take it"- Yogie Berra (spelling???)

"It makes it sound like the amp is about ready to explode, that's because it IS about ready to explode." -Joe

"I've come all the way from Colorado... Long way from my home. Give me the hammer that killed John Henry..." The Ballad Of John Henry
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Re: Great quote thread

Not sure where I heard this, but I liked it:

"I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken."

They're at home still runnin' for bells
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Than that blue collar hell
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Re: Great quote thread

Here's two from Mark Twain: "The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco." And, "Golf, the best way to ruin a good walk."

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"I am NOT suffering from insanity... I happen to be enjoying myself!"

Spider

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How can I miss you, when you won't go away..............................Dan Hicks & His Hot Licks

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What is success? Is it do yo' own thang, or is it to join the rest?   -Allen Toussaint
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Life's a beach........and then you fry!! cool

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Want a second opinion ? .... Ask me again

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"If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?"

                                                                 Robin Williams

"I'm not nice to any guitar!"      lol
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Re: Great quote thread

A Freudian slip is saying one thing when you mean your mother.

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This has got to be one of my all-time 'make you smile' favorite Joe quotes:

..."and a lot of it you know for me, it's like you can play a very hard rock riff...and you know and play a blues solo over that...it kind of combines the whole emotion of the blues....it's about just getting feel out of the guitar.....it doesn't matter what...you can play a polka and still play...they may look at ya' funny but at least you're keepin' true to the blues....."
                                                                                       Joe

For it's entirety for full effect, check out clip below and it starts in @ 1:16....Joe's great sense of humor shines thru........

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJcwKzsZv0A

"I'm not nice to any guitar!"      lol
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" If I knew I was gonna live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself"

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"Opinions are like a$$****s - everybody has one" - "Dirty" Harry Callahan

Major Tom to ground control...
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RICjunkie wrote:

"Opinions are like a$$****s - everybody has one" - "Dirty" Harry Callahan

That was my Dad's line long before I saw a Dirty Harry flick.

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What is success? Is it do yo' own thang, or is it to join the rest?   -Allen Toussaint

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"Oh yeah, well I've got a black belt in mouth."

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If you can't impress them with smarts, dazzle them with bulls***. - Dad

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"Life's what happens to you while you're busy making other plans." John Lennon.

never give up, never slow down
never grow old, never ever die young