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Thought I was a man
But last month I had my doubts
My pain was bad news
But Doc changed his tune
Medications have been changed
Am surly no more
Plus here's more good news
BarRock band held auditions
Bass player needed
So I drove an hour
Plugged in and scared them to death
Try outs held no more 
Now I'm in like Flynn
Band needed SOUL infusion
The universe speaks 
Now live broadcasts from
the River Street Jazz Cafe
Read about it here... 
http://www.jbonamassa.com/forum/viewtopic.php?id=15865
--Vik
Took Vikki's heads up
Tuned in the broadcast, bad band
Ha ha, break music!
Went to recital
Not a good day for daughter
Oh well that's show biz
studio owner
asked me about bass lessons
would I teach the funk?
After all this time
you don't know I play it all?
what are you thinking?
Lost my mind, said he
teach theory then, if you like,
but there's no demand...
Joe's Blues in the Schools
thought I. Create the demand
now smoke comes from ears 
Went to recital
Not a good day for daughter
Oh well that's show bizstudio owner
asked me about bass lessons
would I teach the funk?After all this time
you don't know I play it all?
what are you thinking?Lost my mind, said he
teach theory then, if you like,
but there's no demand...Joe's Blues in the Schools
thought I. Create the demand
now smoke comes from ears
Ow they need the Funk,
They gotta studdy on dat Funk
You throw up da Funk
Gonna be real FUNKids
Tear the roof off the sucker
Dose Si Dose Doctor
Rock ON & Keep the Faith,
Rocket
"on the couch all day
flannel flamingo pj's
i have a head cold
black clouds are forming
cannot sip swirl taste the wine
sommelier is sad
The secret to life
Is contained in this Haiku:
Oops, ran out of room.
(Stolen from a thinkgeek.com email... 
)
--Vik
Snowbound forum clan
Stuck in by winters blizzard
Haiku thread active
Rick
Blue with ice and snow
Bright day ahead thanks to Rick
Wine lifted spirits
Glory and behold
For the first time in some months
did not wake in tears
Crying and moaning
To be taken for granted
Upon arising
Not today people
I give thanks, in the name of
everything Holy
Blood pressure is down
Don't feel seventy seven
Blues From The Bottoms
My nerves have been shot
Need some live Floyd therapy
via The Machine!
Off to Scottish Rite
in Collingswood NJ
Anybody else?
--Vik
Like the earth's orbit
Haiku topic reappears
So regularly
Praise the universe
Funky D improves daily
We love our Big Jeff!
So then, funky D
More needles to be stuck in
Bullet gets bitten
Fingers crossed from here
That these radical measures
Bring sweet pain relief
Next bullet I bite
might blow off back of my head 
Loving's done half time.
Spinal Injections
are everything they say (yep)
wish it was morphine
wowthat'sreallygood
JaneDearphilosophising
I'llholdyourhandtoo
he is looking out
the belly button window
head way up in there
he is looking out
the belly button window
head way up in there
I know what you mean
can't stop laffing my **** off
there goes and snot flows
"Twelve days I was gone
Seven pages of new posts
All caught up now though
Been busy lately
Don't have much to post about
Just wanna say hi
--Vik
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