Topic: Fun times in foreign lands......
One of the cool things I like to do when in foriegn lands is visit a cemetery where famous people are interred. Anyone who has ever been to Paris and visited Pere Lachaise (usually to see Jim Morrison's resting place) will tell you how interesting it is to see all of the famous names. Anyway, many years ago I was in Vienna visiting such a cemetery when I was struck by a terrible odour and what sounded like music being played backwards! I asked the security guard what was going on and he said:
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Mozart decomposing!!"