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I recently took a test on line, mine was 137....thats ridiculous!!....the national avg is 98 from what I've been told...now I'm going to have to sound and act like I'm some kind of smarty....I think that test was pumped up by at least 50...believe me....oh you do?...hmmm
Shreddy Einstein
Shreddy, let us try hard not to get too intelligent - otherwise we will be alienated from the rest of mankind.
Günter
Well Hello Mr. Mensa!!!! Don't know my number, but like most of us, the phrase "Not performing up to potential" was a frequent comment on my report cards! I've also known some stupid "smart" people in my time..lol...I hope you'll still hang out with the common folk like me. Cathy
Yeah no one likes a know it all....but used to love and kick back in the back yard on a warm summer night talking about world politics mixeds in with a lot of adult beverages...many a nigfht my friends and I were told to keep it down, people are trying to sleep....I found it all so fascinating how people rationalize their thoughts....as long as the words ignorant or stupid were not brought up, we could go for hours...I have a friend who has no pity for anyone...believes your poor because you chose to be, and would never give a helping hand to the most desperate people...I better stop, I'm heading towards politics....anyhow, I'm no "mensa" Cathy 
Shreddy "Mensa" Einstein
I have a confession to make - I am a member of MENSA 
I scored 150 on the Cattell III B test and 133 on the Culture Fair III A test - so with minimum scores of 148 and 132 I just scraped through
Vicky
)I have a confession to make - I am a member of MENSA
I scored 150 on the Cattell III B test and 133 on the Culture Fair III A test - so with minimum scores of 148 and 132 I just scraped through
Vicky
Excellent, you can hang out with Cathy in England, and I'll get you ladies your tea....
Shred (the older I get, the smarter I was)
I recently took a test on line, mine was 137....thats ridiculous!!....the national avg is 98 from what I've been told...now I'm going to have to sound and act like I'm some kind of smarty....I think that test was pumped up by at least 50...believe me....oh you do?...hmmm
Shreddy Einstein
LOL I hope you did not take that online one hah I did and I know its wrong 141 lol no way my head hurts now
Peace
Bluezman
Mine's 148. I don't think it count's for much in day to day life. Common sense is far more important. Now, where did I leave mine???
Mine's 148. I don't think it count's for much in day to day life. Common sense is far more important. Now, where did I leave mine???
Probably the same place I left mine along with my sense of direction, co-ordination...:lol:
Vicky
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I work around a plumber. No not Joe the plumber. This guy's name is Wayne. He is a card carrying MENSA member. Likes to let you know it too.
My reply to his boastfulness was. What a waste of inteligence. How hard is plumbing. The only thing you have to know is **## don't run uphill.
I work around a plumber. No not Joe the plumber. This guy's name is Wayne. He is a card carrying MENSA member. Likes to let you know it too.
My reply to his boastfulness was. What a waste of inteligence. How hard is plumbing. The only thing you have to know is **## don't run uphill.
Jim maybe you need to remind your plumber/mensa friend that water seeks it's own level.
I recently took a test on line, mine was 137....thats ridiculous!!....the national avg is 98 from what I've been told...now I'm going to have to sound and act like I'm some kind of smarty....I think that test was pumped up by at least 50...believe me....oh you do?...hmmm
Shreddy Einstein
Shred,
Sometimes I think the national average is pumped up by at least 50...I drove yesterday and saw a guy doing 75mph on the expressway READING THE NEWSPAPER!
I work around a plumber. No not Joe the plumber. This guy's name is Wayne. He is a card carrying MENSA member. Likes to let you know it too.
My reply to his boastfulness was. What a waste of inteligence. How hard is plumbing. The only thing you have to know is **## don't run uphill.
Actually, I heard there's 3 things plumbers need to know:
sh#* goes down, stink goes up, pay day is on Friday.
Shredit wrote:I recently took a test on line, mine was 137....thats ridiculous!!....the national avg is 98 from what I've been told...now I'm going to have to sound and act like I'm some kind of smarty....I think that test was pumped up by at least 50...believe me....oh you do?...hmmm
Shreddy Einstein
Shred,
Sometimes I think the national average is pumped up by at least 50...I drove yesterday and saw a guy doing 75mph on the expressway READING THE NEWSPAPER!
I hear you on some kinda stupid...thats bad...I'll give you one with a miniscule I.Q.....I'm driving to work at 6am on a Sat morning, I'm in the fast line of a 3 lane road....there a car in the middle lane who keeps drifting into mine, and there are NO other cars on the road...I'm thinking 3 things...there on a cell, there drunk, the windows are foggy....nope, some (profiling) dummy drinking a hot cup of coffee filled to the top with no lid, window rolled down with both hands trying to hold that coffee (guess he's steering with his knees)....I get pissed as I pass him, pull in front of him and slammed on my brakes then gassed it...I looked in my mirror and saw him nearly stopped.....yes, I know I was wrong, but I did the right thing (make sense?)....he wont be doing that again anytime soon
"ouch thats HOT!!"
I hear you on some kinda stupid...thats bad...I'll give you one with a miniscule I.Q.....I'm driving to work at 6am on a Sat morning, I'm in the fast line of a 3 lane road....there a car in the middle lane who keeps drifting into mine, and there are NO other cars on the road...I'm thinking 3 things...there on a cell, there drunk, the windows are foggy....nope, some (profiling) dummy drinking a hot cup of coffee filled to the top with no lid, window rolled down with both hands trying to hold that coffee (guess he's steering with his knees)....I get pissed as I pass him, pull in front of him and slammed on my brakes then gassed it...I looked in my mirror and saw him nearly stopped.....yes, I know I was wrong, but I did the right thing (make sense?)....he wont be doing that again anytime soon
"ouch thats HOT!!"
LMAO... 
The 7th Son
I work around a plumber. No not Joe the plumber. This guy's name is Wayne. He is a card carrying MENSA member. Likes to let you know it too.
My reply to his boastfulness was. What a waste of inteligence. How hard is plumbing. The only thing you have to know is **## don't run uphill.
Hot's on the left. Cold's on th right and s*** runs downhill.
Local 3
Mines 85 on a good day, Shreddy. I took one of those IQ things once. It exploded in my hands. Some smarty pants made a remark about there being a thin line between genius & insanity. My reply?
"Well it's a thin line between love and hate...and I love you." He said "I see." and looked studious.
Que cosa mas grande, la vida.
Sometime during college I took one of those tests and got a score of 129. I think with each passing year I'm home with the kids, it shoots down about 10 points. 
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