It must be spring - golf jokes are back

Credit to Neil Steinberg of the Chicago Sun Times:
A man and his wife walk into the dentist's office. The man says, " Doc, I'm in a hurry. I've got a tee time and I can't be late. I can't wait for anesthetic to work, so forget about it and just pull the tooth."
The dentist thought to himself, "What a brave man, asking to have his tooth pulled without anything to kill the pain."
"OK", he said to the man. "Which tooth is it?"
The man turned to his wife and said "Open your mouth and show him, honey."