Topic: Just received this. Is it true?

I'm sure it's not, but it's amusing nevertheless.

California Women

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.

The first man had married a Woman from Iowa. He told her that she was going to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man had married a Woman from Minnesota. He had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a Woman from California. He told her that in addition to being half-contributor to the two-family income, her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. The first day he couldn't see anything, and the second day he couldn't see anything. By the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a bite to eat and load the dishwasher..........................

Ars Longa, Vita Brevis

β€œThe guy who has helped the blues industry the most is Joe Bonamassa and I would say he is more rock than some rock stuff, so to me blues is whatever you want it to be!”
Simon McBride in my interview with him in Blues Matters! Issue #56

Re: Just received this. Is it true?

Thats so funny and it reminds me of something that once happened to a neighbor. he made the mistake of complaining to the wife that she wasnt keeping the house clean enough. He spent the next month sleeping on the couch because she didnt want him sleeping in a bedroom that wasnt clean enough and there was no sex during that month because she was now too tired for that after all the cleaning of the rest of the house !
I think he never repeated that complaint again.


Bob


Wooders wrote:

I'm sure it's not, but it's amusing nevertheless.

California Women

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.

The first man had married a Woman from Iowa. He told her that she was going to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man had married a Woman from Minnesota. He had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a Woman from California. He told her that in addition to being half-contributor to the two-family income, her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. The first day he couldn't see anything, and the second day he couldn't see anything. By the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a bite to eat and load the dishwasher..........................

Re: Just received this. Is it true?

I read that men that clean their house and cook get more s*x because they go above and beyond and women recognize that.....more duties, more favors, more sex, more happiness....

- Nic from Detroit... posting on JB's Forum since 6-2-2006
Ask me about my handwound Great Lakes Guitar Pickups
Since 2010, Bonamassa fans have taken advantage of my JB friend discount = my cost + shipping. cool

Re: Just received this. Is it true?

NPB_EST.1979 wrote:

I read that men that clean their house and cook get more s*x because they go above and beyond and women recognize that.....more duties, more favors, more sex, more happiness....

I cook.  She cleans.

pluswetaketurns
beatingtheyounguns

Rock On & Keep the FAITH
             It is
Blues From the Bottoms

Re: Just received this. Is it true?

What can I say - my man does washing, ironing, dishes, cleaning, gardening and washes the cars

I work, study, cook, shop and share some of the cleaning chores sometimes - oh and iron any fiddly bits smile

It works out pretty well

Vicky

"Stellar" a word used by Joe Bonamassa (also apt as a description of the man himself cool)