Topic: Hi, my name is Ben.....
I've only seen Joe once, but my dad and I got to meet him which made it pretty special. I think you might know my dad, he's that Roy BluesMan guy. He's an OK dad and we like to go fishing together. He's going to get me Golf lessons next year, maybe.
My favorite band is not the same as my dads which is Joe's band. My favorite band is Linkin Park.
Sincerely,
Ben
My dad says he'd like to adopt you, but you aren't getting any of my gifts, OK?
Ben