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I, Eva, member of the offical Joe Bonamassa Forum and chairlady of the EMISC (European Men in Speedos Club), announce officially that
A N G E L A, also a honoured member of the officiall Joe Bonamassa Forum, I S N O S P E E D O - L O V E R.
If I happend to say anything else then please forgive me this act of unkindliness.
With kind regards, Eva
Oh God, Roy, GO AWAY with that video! 
We in the UK have a saying amongst us 'bloke'; 'Friends dont let friends wear Speedos'. Its a sort of 'we've got your back' kind of thing, its nice to know your're mates won't let you do anything that would make you look stupid. 
Eva,
Since you are the "Chairlady of the EMISC (European Men in Speedos Club) I needed to move this link to your new thread:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOMqw9o4w3k
You know honestly, I've always had trouble "fitting" into a Speedo. And no, not because my butt is too big!
Roy
That explains it!
Roy, You're going to get locked out of posting with that video and you have WAY TOO MUCH time on your hands...please, I like a man that leaves something up to my imagination...
Eva, You're funny and I'm really looking forward to meeting up with you in London...It's a Truce and Your Secret's Safe With Me, I won't tell the newer forum members how and why you bribe your boyfriend with chocolate...;)
Where do you live in Germany, near the Rhine River by any chance...that looks so beautiful...and I love the photos with all the houses with pretty flowers in the window boxes? And a small world story, the couple from Germany Right Next Door, are from the same area in Germany but actually met in the states at the Jersey shore (beaches by the Atlantic)...geez, Eva since you are the official Chairlady, do you think Jeurgen was wearing the speedo when they met????
Roy, You're going to get locked out of posting with that video and you have WAY TOO MUCH time on your hands...please, I like a man that leaves something up to my imagination...
Eva, You're funny and I'm really looking forward to meeting up with you in London...It's a Truce and Your Secret's Safe With Me, I won't tell the newer forum members how and why you bribe your boyfriend with chocolate...;)
Where do you live in Germany, near the Rhine River by any chance...that looks so beautiful...and I love the photos with all the houses with pretty flowers in the window boxes? And a small world story, the couple from Germany Right Next Door, are from the same area in Germany but actually met in the states at the Jersey shore (beaches by the Atlantic)...geez, Eva since you are the official Chairlady, do you think Jeurgen was wearing the speedo when they met????
Angela, I also look forward to meeting you - we can sing some Beatles songs together 
. Well, maybe some of Joe´s too ....
I´m living in Bavaria - where the people look like most Americans imagine Germans to look: http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1432/146 … 4c314b.jpg . So I´m not living near the Rhine, but still Bavaria is one of the nicest parts of Germany ! Of course I´m saying that, because it´s my home, but have a look: http://www.ixwin.de/bilder/bilder_fotos/bayern.jpg
Ah yes, and we have those houses with the flowers in the boxes too ....
I think that Speedo thing will follow us FOREVER! And Roy will post the link to the horrible video EVERY TIME he answers one of our posts ......
Oh, what a nightmare!
Hope you can look at your neighbour again someday, Eva
Angela wrote:Eva, You're funny and I'm really looking forward to meeting up with you in London...It's a Truce and Your Secret's Safe With Me, I won't tell the newer forum members how and why you bribe your boyfriend with chocolate...;)
Chocolate!!!! Did someone say chocolate? I'll do anything for chocolate!!! Speedo???? Who me??? Uh Uh!! Way to scary!!! No way!!! I guess I'm going on a diet. Just want some chocolate. I can go fetch, roll over & play dead. Secret is out Eva. All of us chocolate hounds are a tight knit group. What a lucky boyfriend!!! Pete
Pete, I´d send you a piece of chocolate cake - but you live in New Jersey man! I doubt that it would taste like chocolate when it arrives ....
Hey, we should take a hotel that has little kitchens in the room, then I could bake some chocolate cake for the whole family at our RAH party next year ...
Angela wrote:Roy, You're going to get locked out of posting with that video and you have WAY TOO MUCH time on your hands...please, I like a man that leaves something up to my imagination...
Eva, You're funny and I'm really looking forward to meeting up with you in London...It's a Truce and Your Secret's Safe With Me, I won't tell the newer forum members how and why you bribe your boyfriend with chocolate...;)
Where do you live in Germany, near the Rhine River by any chance...that looks so beautiful...and I love the photos with all the houses with pretty flowers in the window boxes? And a small world story, the couple from Germany Right Next Door, are from the same area in Germany but actually met in the states at the Jersey shore (beaches by the Atlantic)...geez, Eva since you are the official Chairlady, do you think Jeurgen was wearing the speedo when they met????
Angela,
I noticed that you said to Eva that you're "really looking forward to meeting up with you in London", but said nothing about meeting me there. You know, I'm not a bad guy. Most people even like me, at least a little. Gosh, where's my friend Jacque when I need her? She always tells me how nice I am. And don't worry, I'm not going to send you a picture of me in my Speedo. I only wear that while washing my car in the driveway. But hey, it has the Green Bay Packer emblem on it! You know, the Big G.
Roy
P.S. See Eva, I didn't post it on this one.
Don´t trust this guy, Angela! He´s posting Speedo videos ! 
Of course I´m saying that, because it´s my home, but have a look: http://www.ixwin.de/bilder/bilder_fotos/bayern.jpg
Ah yes, and we have those houses with the flowers in the boxes too ....
Hey! Is that Julie Andrews way off in the distance? I think it is!
Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye...
Ha Ha Ha Stu wrong movie. Sound of Music was in the Austrian (Bavarian) Alps. Mary blinking Poppins was gsj's lady in waiting. and DVD was a bit Cockney.
Step in time
EDITZ 
"Some people call him Speedo, but his real name is Mr Earl" (with apologies to Ryland Cooder).
Eva darling, let me just say this: Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
That's for all the Londoneers. Your english is very good. As is so many's.
muchlove
bigjeff
Eva darling, let me just say this: Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
That's for all the Londoneers. Your english is very good. As is so many's.muchlove
bigjeff
Well Jeff , I Think Some Etiquette Training is Needed Here My Dear Fellow in View of The Influx of 100's of Stateside Bonamassa Fans Converging on London Town in April of Next Year .....( My Birthplace I Might Add )
As a Londoner , Some Guidelines are as Follows
1 .... To Hail a Taxi ( London Black Cab ) .... Stand in Road and Shout .... Oi ( Pronounced OY )
2 .... Coffee is not widely available ( so have a cup of english tea ) with Milk .... don't ask for Cream
3 .... As a Pedestrian , be careful we drive on the left .... and London Drivers are Mad & Fast
4 .... The Tube ( underground ) Subway is Very Very Crowded , So travel in Black Cabs
5 .... Everything in sentence finishes in "MATE" That was a lovely cup of tea mate !
6 .... Once in Taxi ..... How much to Albert Hall Guv'nor ( Governor )
7 .... Beer/Alcohol is Extremley Expensive .... So Take it easy on "The Fallin' Down Juice"
8 .... Don't eat Kebabs .... they're not very Healthy and are the Equivilent of 4 Quarterpounders in Calories ... Don't
9 .... Londoners Love Americans , But dont wear 3/4 golf trousers around London Forum Buddy's
10 .. Harrods the famous store is Just Behind RAH .... As well as All The Museums are in Next Street & They are Very Good
11 .. Visit .... Big Ben .. Buckingham Palace .. Tower Bridge .. Oxford Street ( Like NY's Broadway ) , Piccadilly Circus
.. Tower of London ( Very Interesting ) .. London Eye .. Trafalgar Square .. Abbey Road ( in St Johns Wood )
.. River Thames Cruise at Night (Very Nice) .. Blue Elephant Restaurant in Chelsea ( one of Best in London Easy )
.. Hamleys Toy Store in Regent Street ( Amazing ) and Last But Not Least .. gsj's (geoffs) Guitar Shop in London
.. Yeah that'll be fun if all y'all turn up there
12 .. So Looking Forward to You All Visiting our Fair City "The Most Exciting City in The World" if you get it all in , so much more
Just Getting You in The Mood
"Cockney Rhyming Slang" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzs_Vm9mBvk
"Hushabye Mountain" ....... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpXB5hWCRAM
"I Love To Laugh" ........... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gx7lz5X2vKk (That is Roy I Swear Laughing)
"Step in Time" ................ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yu23HHmOG48
"Supercali" .................... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4b-Z0SSyUcw
"Teach me Guitar" ......... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTfLZAaLXSU
"Me Old Bamboo" .......... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQgXccbxHbM
"Cockney Songs" .......... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4GdZ_gBxH8 ........... Funny
.................................. Michael ( wadoyafinkjeff )
Angela wrote:Eva, You're funny and I'm really looking forward to meeting up with you in London...It's a Truce and Your Secret's Safe With Me, I won't tell the newer forum members how and why you bribe your boyfriend with chocolate...;)
Chocolate!!!! Did someone say chocolate? I'll do anything for chocolate!!! Speedo???? Who me??? Uh Uh!! Way to scary!!! No way!!! I guess I'm going on a diet. Just want some chocolate. I can go fetch, roll over & play dead. Secret is out Eva. All of us chocolate hounds are a tight knit group. What a lucky boyfriend!!! Pete
Ok I'm fairly new to this forum but must ask this question...
Who's got the chocolate?!?!?!
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.................................. Michael ( wadoyafinkjeff )
Very good, Michael, but you can't tell our transatlantic brethren to go eat Thai in London. They have to eat curry. And maybe pie and mash.
When speaking to a woman, address her as 'luv'.
Thanks for the mention Michael but we relocated the guitar shop from London to Essex last year .
Have to say....hope you don't mind
1...Never shout 'oi' at a Taxi driver....but you can whistle him as you wave.....then he'll turn off his 'for hire' sign or say...."sorry, your destination's not on my way home".
2...Coffee is widely available....but it's bloody expensive.
3...You can't drive fast in London, it's too congested.
4...The 'Tube'...forget about it.
5...there are few Londoners left in London. Mainly Polish or Bosnians (lol) so every sentence is finished with "boss".
6...Ask 'how much' before you get in the taxi.
7...Booze. Damn right it's expensive!!! What's that all about.
8...Kebabs....Bad!!! ....not in a good way!
9...Londoners?....See number 5
10...Harrods.....Look out for the conspiricy theory.
11...The shop.....I'll put the kettle on and make you all a very English cup of tea
12...and to you all......Welcome!!!!!
Ryming Slang?....see number 5..again.
Bloody Mary Poppins and D*%k Van Dyke.......don't make me come up there after ya!!!!!
bigjeffjones wrote:Eva darling, let me just say this: Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
That's for all the Londoneers. Your english is very good. As is so many's.muchlove
bigjeffWell Jeff , I Think Some Etiquette Training is Needed Here My Dear Fellow in View of The Influx of 100's of Stateside Bonamassa Fans Converging on London Town in April of Next Year .....( My Birthplace I Might Add )
As a Londoner , Some Guidelines are as Follows
1 .... To Hail a Taxi ( London Black Cab ) .... Stand in Road and Shout .... Oi ( Pronounced OY )
2 .... Coffee is not widely available ( so have a cup of english tea ) with Milk .... don't ask for Cream
3 .... As a Pedestrian , be careful we drive on the left .... and London Drivers are Mad & Fast
4 .... The Tube ( underground ) Subway is Very Very Crowded , So travel in Black Cabs
5 .... Everything in sentence finishes in "MATE" That was a lovely cup of tea mate !
6 .... Once in Taxi ..... How much to Albert Hall Guv'nor ( Governor )
7 .... Beer/Alcohol is Extremley Expensive .... So Take it easy on "The Fallin' Down Juice"
8 .... Don't eat Kebabs .... they're not very Healthy and are the Equivilent of 4 Quarterpounders in Calories ... Don't
9 .... Londoners Love Americans , But dont wear 3/4 golf trousers around London Forum Buddy's
10 .. Harrods the famous store is Just Behind RAH .... As well as All The Museums are in Next Street & They are Very Good
11 .. Visit .... Big Ben .. Buckingham Palace .. Tower Bridge .. Oxford Street ( Like NY's Broadway ) , Piccadilly Circus
.. Tower of London ( Very Interesting ) .. London Eye .. Trafalgar Square .. Abbey Road ( in St Johns Wood )
.. River Thames Cruise at Night (Very Nice) .. Blue Elephant Restaurant in Chelsea ( one of Best in London Easy )
.. Hamleys Toy Store in Regent Street ( Amazing ) and Last But Not Least .. gsj's (geoffs) Guitar Shop in London
.. Yeah that'll be fun if all y'all turn up there
12 .. So Looking Forward to You All Visiting our Fair City "The Most Exciting City in The World" if you get it all in , so much more
Just Getting You in The Mood"Cockney Rhyming Slang" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzs_Vm9mBvk
"Hushabye Mountain" ....... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpXB5hWCRAM
"I Love To Laugh" ........... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gx7lz5X2vKk (That is Roy I Swear Laughing)"Step in Time" ................ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yu23HHmOG48
"Supercali" .................... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4b-Z0SSyUcw
"Teach me Guitar" ......... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTfLZAaLXSU
"Me Old Bamboo" .......... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQgXccbxHbM
"Cockney Songs" .......... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4GdZ_gBxH8 ........... Funny
.................................. Michael ( wadoyafinkjeff )
WEE OH I likes all o dat.
My nephew is over their now; doing the exchange thing.
This whole thread is too much. I wish I could bottle this stuff and save it for a rainy day. You guys & gals rock. Thanks. LMAO Pete
Ditto!!!
You forgot the British Museum Michael !
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