Ah think ah know what tae dae Cap'n. 6 pints of Guiness and a big bowl of chilli, stick mah erse out the gun bay and ah'll blow these feckers oot the sky!
1st Eng Millhouse 
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BluesMan wrote:Capt. Roy BluesMan reporting with Crew for duty!
Attention Crew: The Forum message board is under attack. We must act quickly to save all Forum members, including Joe, Bogie, Carmine and Rick, Mods Jim M. and Phil (Well, maybe not Phil. Hey, just kidding Phil!) and anyone else we can think of. Load the Photon Torpedo tubes. What's that Major co-Pilot Michael, we have no Photon Torpedoes? Damn! Well, let's load all of the empty "Sloe Gin" bottles we have into Photon Torpedo Tube #1 and shoot them at warp speed at the Klingons (Gosh, who thought up that name? Don't tell me you all don't get this picture of you know what hanging from someone's or something's posterior end!) who are attacking. Lt. Cmdr. G, there you are! Take all half full bottles of Sloe Gin that you're using for intravenous fluids, and load them in Photon Torpedo Tube #2. Lt. Cmdr. Pittsburgh Jeff, add some extra hot chicken wing sauce to the torpedo tubes also. Lt. Patty, put down those JOE, JOE, JOE pom poms and help Lt. Cmdr. G. Lt. "Wench" Nancy, report to my quarters immediately, although I'm not sure why since I'm on the bridge. And Lt. Susan, you don't have to do anything dear, except look nice for your Captain and get some Bloody Mary Grog for me!
Will we survive? Can the Forum withstand this onslaught? What if you "Woke Up Dreaming" only to find out that you hadn't fallen asleep yet? What if Hillary gets elected President, does that make Bill the First Lady? And what about the female interns and the White House? Will they be safe? These questions and more will be answered in the years to come. Same time, same channel. Good night David, Good night Chet and Good night Mrs. Calabash wherever you are!
Signing off,
Captain Roy
"Stars fall like tears from your eyes"
