• jim m
  • jim m
  • BONAMETAL
  • Offline
  • From: Okie City, OK
  • Registered: 2006-04-24
  • Posts: 3,429

Topic: Now this is Redneck

In another topic the subject of Redneck came up about Wisconsin. I'll have to say Oklahoma might just win the prize of most Redneck state after I present this little ancedote sent to me by a friend.

Toby Kieth"s is a bar and restaurant  here in downtown OKC they have live music as well as playing background type music over the sound system. A friend of mine sent this along with the photocopied handwriten request.

I am the stage manager at "Toby Keith's I Love This Bar and Grill" in Oklahoma City. Like all music venues we get several song requests every night, but this one takes the cake. This is real!

We have a sad story to tell sad Our friend shot her her boyfriend last night (don't worry he's been upgraded to fair condition)

Will you please play Gunpowder and Lead before she gets arrested.

Gidget

jim m's Website

  • From: Benicia, Ca.
  • Registered: 2006-05-08
  • Posts: 5,828

Re: Now this is Redneck

I went out with an okie once till I found her snortin' saccharin...........she thought it was diet coke!!!

                                                                                            Rimshot!!!!!!!!!!

                                                                                            Unknown

What is success? Is it do yo' own thang, or is it to join the rest?   -Allen Toussaint