[ Closed ] THE EAGLES SELL OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just ran into my neighbor as I was pulling in the driveway this evening and he asked me if I had a copy of the new Eagles CD yet. I told him no and I had tried to check it out on Amazon last night, oddly with no results. He then informed me that the only place to get it was through Wal-Mart. So I replied the once high flying Eagles have sold their souls to corporate america. Well if any of you out there are down at your local Wal-Mart picking up the CD don't forget to pick up an automatic weapon and a couple thousand rounds of ammo to go with it just in case you have the urge to go postal, Sorry Shred, that wasn't aimed at postal workers only.

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Shredit wrote:

Screw the Eagles, there tickets are to expensive too! I got a quick story for ya. My buddy took some playboy bunny looker to the see them in L.A. last week. The tickets were $260 ea, not even good seats, and the girl he took didnt even know even ONE!! song of theirs! She was Iranian or something like that, oh get this, they go back to her place and she "wants her salad tossed"!
No he told her, she was disgusting, go find some other dude if you want that stuff.

Shred

Shred,

In Iran, when a woman tells you she "wants her salad tossed", what she's asking for is a good tussel in bed. Your friend missed the opportunity of a lifetime. When you reach the "moment" with a woman like that, they'll stick out their tongue just slightly, move it back and forth and make a high pitched noise. They also do this to welcome their men back from war. Man, the guy blew it!!

Alright, Alright! I do apologize if I offended any Iranian people who post on this Forum or anyone with Iranian friends or anyone one who is married to an Iranian woman. Does that cover my butt? Probably not!!

Roy