GOTHAM CITY to TAVISTOCK

7:17 PM .... August 2nd 2007 .... Tavistock   England

The moon partially hidden by the white edge night clouds , hangs mysteriously over the dark dimly lit town of Tavistock
As Me and Robin swoop down through the howling windy night sky ... We see the faint orange street lamps below . . . . Our Destiny Awaits
We land silently upon the cobbled streets . . No One About , No One , all the houses are quiet
it's deathly dark , it's eerily still ........... We edge along walls , peering around corners , creeping through the streets , dark silent no one about . . . . Then
Batman .... Ssssshhh  Quiet  Wait ! ,  Wonderboy what's that i hear
Robin    .... I think it's coming from over there ---> pointing to an old red bricked establishment
                 a faint sound of laughter and music .... They both raise their capes and Quick Dash
                 to the wall surrounding the front of "The Wharf" ,   They peep over and see dark   
                 shadows passing light filled windows
Batman turns to Robin while they crouch behind the low wall ,  " Right Robin listen our mission to find the one they call Smokin' Joe and his Gang who are said to be capturing the souls of music lovin' folk all over the world
Robin .... O K  Batman . . Let's Rock
We dareingly enter the building not knowing what we might encounter
(There is a Fine Line Between Comic Book and Reality Here !)
The caped crusader and wonderboy burst through the double doors and announce their entrance
Batman .... "Hold it Right There" . . . . the audience turn around and all start to laugh
Batman .... "Look Robin it seems they are all under some kind of spell
Robin    .... "Yes Dark Knight .. We've bargained more than before we came and got .... uhhh !
  They push and squeeze their way thru the dancing , screaming , smiling hordes of bodies til they
   reach the stage ........... Something of an Epic Battle Ensues . . And Reads Like THIS
8:01 PM   Front Stage
Batman .... O K There he is , The smiley confident one
Robin    .... I see him Bruce
Batman ....  Hey , don't call me Bruce
Robin    ....  Sorry Bruce
.... KAPPPOOWWWWWW
Robin    .... Ouch !
Batman ....  Concentrate Robin his force is Strong
Robin    ....  Look Batman he has a Guitar
Batman ....  That's no guitar Kidblunder , that's a Gibson Soul Stealing Machine
Robin    ....  Cripes Batman , " That's a What"
BRIDGE TO BETTER DAYS
Batman ....   What was That ,  KERRRRRRRAAANNNNNGGGGG !
Robin    ....   HOLY GUITAR CHOPS !
Batman ....   NO !    Now the light beams are burning me
Robin    ....   I Think you might find , that's the lighting rig big pants
.... THWAAAAAAAACCCCCCKK
Robin    ....   Ouch !
Batman  ....  Listen get a grip Boy Wonder
MOUNTAIN TIME
Robin    ....   I Am falling under their spell
.... KIICCCCCCCKKKKKKK
Batman ....   Snap out of it , cover your eyes
Robin    ....   But i can still hear him you wacko
Batman ....   Look they're all hypnotised by the soul stealing thingy
Robin    ....   But I can't see a thingy
.... PUNNNNNNCCCCCHHHH
Batman ....   Take your hands away now and help me
Robin    ....   But my crotch is tight in this costume and it's cutting right into me
.... SMAAAAAACCCCCKKKEROO
WOKE UP DREAMING
Robin    ....   "Woke up Dreaming , i was gonna die"
Batman ....   You'll wake up screaming if you don't help !
Robin    ....   Them sounds i'm moving & smiling uncontrollably .. he's good .
Batman ....    " Look he's got a differant weapon , and he's on his own
Robin    ....    Yes the wood shredding speed machine that makes people Quiet
                    and why is everyone still and we keep argueing
Batman ....     O K . . Let's put plan B into Action
Robin    ....     "Plan B , Plan B  ! . . . We Don't even have a plan A ........ I Was gonna get a Few
                     Beers and a take out , hire out Spiderman 3 on DVD and have a night in ......
                     But NO , you wanted to come here 3'000 miles and you say we gotta save the
                     World , and another thing , we put on these over tight costumes and came to
                     Tavistock . . Huh  what for
Batman ....     Yeah thats right Robin , Save Tavistock
Robin    ....     But i think Tavistock is a pretty cool happening place next to old Gothic Gotham City
.... KERRRRRRRPUNNNCCCCHHHH
Batman ....     If you Dis Gotham one more time , i swear i'm gonna open up a can of
                    Pain and Sorrow on your As* Robert
Robin    ....    Calm down , you're getting your Knickers in a twist
Baman  ....     Look Robin , It looks like Spiderman on the Trashcans "we must stop him smiling"
Robin    ....     "HOLY WEBSLINGER"  Yeah he does look alot like Toby McGuire  (michael  L O L )
HIGH WATER EVERYWHERE
Batman  ....    GET THE BATBOAT !
Robin     ....    Why the F**k do we need a batboat
Batman  ....     Errrrr , cos it's cool ?
Robin     ....     We've got a Batmobile , a Batcopter , a Bat Boat ,  Do you know how much those
                      things cost to run , and the insurance and tax ... Jeez .... plus the way you drive
                      around town , were lucky if we get 4 miles to the gallon, as for parking the f**kin
                      things i just don't think you should
.... KAPPPPOWWWWWAH
Batman   ....     Robin c'mon i'll get him with the Bat Boomerang Wing
.... WIZZZZZZZZZZEEE
Robin      ....     You've just knocked out Dave the Guitar Tech
Batman   ....      "Look There , Iceman Rojas"
Robin      ....      What he used to drive an ice cream van (Carmine Driving One)   Vision  LMAO
Batman   ....      No Rob , He's so cool , he can freeze audiences with his 4 string Resonator
Robin      ....      You mean they admire him !
.... THUDDDDDDDDHHHH
Robin     ....     Ouch ?
Batman  ....      And there's Fingers Rick , he's the Smartest
Robin     ....      What does he do
Batman  ....      Yep he's the Mastermind behind all this & he's just the best ivory tickler on the globe
Robin     ....      Holy Schemoly , he does look a bit like the Riddler !
Batman  ....      Robin i'm going for the Leader and Spidey , You get Iceman & Fingers , Back me up
Robin     ....      I'll do no such thing .... They're my Superheroes Now
Batman  ....      But you're My Sidekick , My Buddy , My Wonderboy , My Caped Crusader
Robin     ....      Listen cut the Cr*p and just enjoy the show
Batman  ....      Robin , you know i think you're right
Robin     ....     Yes Batman , open up those Bat ears and you'll see Smokin' Joe and his Gang are
                      the heroes here , they're spreading fun and happiness through-out the globe
Batman  ....      "HOLY SLOE GIN"     Yes Yes ,  my body's moving and i'm smiling again
JUST GOT PAID
Robin    ....       "Just got paid today"
Batman ....       "I got a pocketful of change"
Robin    ....       Well you would have if you sell all those vehicles
Batman ....        "Step in my Costume and Take my Cape"
9:30 PM . . . .    Interlude 
9:35 PM . . . .    ENCORE
ASKING AROUND FOR YOU
Robin    ....       Batman it's alright to cry
Batman ....       Will you play cards with me and Drink some Coffee with me when i'm in Heaven
Robin    ....       Tap you on the shoulder Good Buddy ... Sure Will
9:59 PM . . . .    As the night comes to a close , The Caped Crusaders were whooping it up with
                        The Tavistock Locals , After the show finished they chatted with the friendly
                        peoples of Tavistock and with Smokin' , Spidey , Iceman , Fingers
                        Holy Blues Rock we sure did have a good time Robin , this is fun laughing and
                        joking and Backslapping
Dave the Guitar Tech , wakes up . . .What Der F**k Bat Dude and .. SLLLLAAAAAAAAPPPPPP
Batman  .... Ouch !
00:01 AM
The Duo were last seen Walking in the Shadows out onto the Cobbled streets of Tavistock
Can't help thinking that Batman & Robin are reporting back to Commissioner Gordon in Gotham

MEANWHILE : . . . . Back in Gotham City

COMMISSIONER GORDON'S OFFICE

Knock Knock
Commissioner Gordon .... "Come in"
Batman and Robin Enter
Commissioner Gordon .... "Well Batman and Robin Did you Save Tavistock from Smokin' Joe and his
                                     Cohorts
Batman                    ....  "Yeah Commissioner , Our Toughest Assignment Yet"
Commissioner Gordon ....  " And you Robin"
Robin                       ....  "Yes Sir He Just Got Paid"
Batman                    ....  "And He's Burning Hell For Sure"
Commissioner Gordon ....  "Good , Good Job Men , You Two Have a Week Off "
They Leave The Office Smiling .........
As They Close The Office Door , Robin Turns to Batman and say's
Robin    .... "What You Gonna Do Now Batman"
Batman .... "I'm Gonna Get Me Some Sloe Gin"
Robin    ....  "Me Too Bruce"
THWAAAAAACCCCCCKKKKKKK

                                           HOLY GUITAR CHOPS

......................... Michael