I've been away...

Welcome Back Nancy!!!  Hope you had some great R&R and hit it big!!!

"I'm not nice to any guitar!"     
                 Joe Bonamassa 05-03-12

JBLP CHILD #184

Let's see what Michael has to add on to that!!

Ina broken Italian

I'ma specially lika the way you a say Josepi Bonapasta he play the bigga ukalele on his self , its a maka me so sad , lika da time when i drink the SLOW GIN very quick and makes my head a spinning round lika linda blair in the movie the exorcist and i chucka the green stuff too , i certainly wash away the pain inside after choking and done in . jeez

But my friends i ave another stories to tell you might a like this one , i was ina italy follow the ukulele man josepi froma Roma to a Cortemaggiore via Florenze and have to change train when i get to florenze to cross the city , my train it is pre-booked with only set time and Arrivve in Florenze main Termini at 11:50 and i have to get to Santa Maria across city to get connecting train to Piacenza at 12:55 , so i have 1 hour to cross florence , when this train he arrive in termini i go to get some maccadonaldo , i'ma lovin' this , i then think itsa time to get a taxi to Santa Maria Stationi , as i turn the corner ...... MY GOD ! ..
100 Peeples they waita for taxi too .  No No , what can i do 30 minutes until my train leave . PANIC ..... Itsa busy train station and the white taxi they a come and they a come but the queue he not go quick , please many many i need to take away the peeples so i can geta to Santa Maria , I look and i look out across the station entrance and see many taxi at traffica lights , but they stuck on red , i see taxi.... 20 minutes until my "hear my train a comin'" i'ma think Sh*t i missa da train for sure 15 minutes , and still 20 peeps in front of me , Looking for more white taxi , more white taxi please , look at watch , look for taxi , look at watch , look for taxi , and 1 peeples at a time getting a taxi , why don't you all just share & i can get to Santa Maria .... 4 people in queue and itsa 12 minutes to get my train , i look over at crossroads and see many many white taxi , some go other f**kin' way , but here come WHITE TAXIS "C'MON C'MON
i run in road nearly get Pepparonied , jump into Cab ----- SANTA MARIA QUICK  (i have 11 minutes) this young Steve Mcqueen goes Bullet Style through the streets of Florence , Something to do with the way i hold up 20 Euro note , makes him fly thru lights and tyres screechin , itsa like the Mafia is after him , he was a CRAZY guy.... i say Santa Maria loudly he shouts 1 mile 1 mile Please i.m Driving , 3 minutes , he Actually jumps a red light .... cars beeping him , i look into cars people waving their fists , Keep going white taxi Mcqueen , Keep going , we swerve onto Santa Maria concourse with a sideways skid , i chuck the 20 euro note & i'm out the door ........ students everywhere  barge thru them 1 minute to go , I RUN AND I RUN INTO STATION , as i'm running i'm looking up at the Departures board ..... Piacenza platform 4 run up the stairs and onto train ... Phew can't breathe , can't breathe , i ask someone train to piacenza ...... they point to Platform 3   WHAT ! , .. Back off train jumping down the stairs thru the subway up the stairs to platform 3 the Whistle blows i'm waving my hands running shouting NO NO .......... I Collapse with my case on train ... peeples are looking at me , i just sit down in a seat and say over and over and over again .......
That Was Close , That Was Close , That Was Close ......... So thats a my story ................... Ciao   

.......................... michael

Michael, That was the curse of Micky D's. Fast food=Slow queue ( I love that word). You never cease to amaze me. You ain't right either! (Thank God).........Cathy

Wow! I go away for a week and when I come back, everyone on the forum's turned Italian.
I'm glad I wasn't gone 2 weeks.

Andrea. Welcome to the forum! Don't worry, we'll figure it out. Keep posting. Glad you enjoyed the show.  Cathy