What makes you laugh/smile ? (Page 17 of 44)

That is AWESOME!!!

gee, I thought it was funny at first but he needs a home. Precious for a two year old that needs to diet in the worse way, this is what I would like now if I was a cat. When's dinner?

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/26184891/ … 3#47144253

feel better now, looks like he won't have a problem finding a good home. This pic gives you a better idea of just how big he is, but no I'm not anywhere close to 600 lbs, yet.

http://www.latimes.com/news/nation/nati … 4835.story

There's an old bloke in our village who rides up and down on a tractor saying "the end of the world is nigh"

It's Farmer Geddon

My mate got a second hand car from Bonnie Tyler the other day, and he is not impressed with it,

every now and then it falls apart

My son is taking an Intro to Film class in college. His assignment won 2 of the 5 categories. It definitely put a smile on my face!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubi5U8l93YA

I love the simplicity of these.

  I changed my i Pod name to Titanic.  It's syncing now.

When chemists die, they barium.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid.  He says he can stop any time.

How does Moses make his tea?  Hebrews it.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.  Then it dawned on me.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

A guy got arrested for playing the guitar.  For fingering A minor.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.  I can't put it down.

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type-O.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

PMS jokes aren't funny, period.

Why were the Indians here first?  They had reservations.

Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.

Energizer Bunny arrested.  Charged with battery.

I didn't like my beard at first.  Then it grew on me.

How do you make holy water?  Boil the hell out of it!

Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

What does a clock do when it's hungry?  It goes back four seconds.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.  Then it hit me!

Broken pencils are pointless.

I tried to catch some fog.  I mist.

What do you call a dinosaur with extensive vocabulary?  A thesaurus.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen.
Police have nothing to go on.

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

Velcro - what a rip off!

Cartoonist found dead in home.  Details are sketchy.

Venison for dinner again?  Oh deer

Earthquake in Washington, D.C. its obviously the government's fault .

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=on3JCwnwHbU&ob=av3e
50 Shades of Grey is the hottest book in print right now.
Ellen DeGeneres reads.
Rick

from one cat to another, it doesn't make me smile to report that the huge Meow has died. His previous owner flat out fed him to his death.

a fresh start, not Stray Cat Blues by any means, but I believe he is saying GTH outta my face.
http://now.msn.com/now/0507-cat-sings-the-blues.aspx

A Rangers win in OT after tying the game with 6.6 left!

(And add "Scream" to the subject!)