Topic: Happy St. Patrick's Day Everyone... :)
At an Irish wedding reception someone yelled, "Would all the married men, please stand next to the one special person who has made your life worth living."
The bartender was almost crushed to death!
Roy
P.S. Let's all be careful out there tonight people, please get home safely or just stay where you are! Besides, the bar will probably be open again by the time you regain consciousness.