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David Cross is one of my favourite American comedians, but trying to find a clip that won't offend is proving difficult ! 
David Cross is one of my favourite American comedians, but trying to find a clip that won't offend is proving difficult !
you are right my friend. But we can still talk about it without posting, so as to not offend. I first saw David in the now famous "Slow Donnie" episode from Just Shoot Me. It's loaded on Utube in 3 different parts, all hysterical to me. "Donnie needs a kiss" and so Maya kisses him on the cheek and says he can be her "pretend" boyfriend. He says "No, Donnie wants kiss like on Showtime". 
They even have "Chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot pie" done in a continuous loop. His facial expressions are just priceless.
Tres
Brack wrote:David Cross is one of my favourite American comedians, but trying to find a clip that won't offend is proving difficult !
you are right my friend. But we can still talk about it without posting, so as to not offend. I first saw David in the now famous "Slow Donnie" episode from Just Shoot Me. It's loaded on Utube in 3 different parts, all hysterical to me. "Donnie needs a kiss" and so Maya kisses him on the cheek and says he can be her "pretend" boyfriend. He says "No, Donnie wants kiss like on Showtime".
Tres
Trying to find a DC quote that won't offend - proving difficult .. again.
Here's one .... but remember folks, he's a comedian !!
"I do believe that on a whole, women are definitely smarter than men…I also believe that dogs are smarter than women. (woman in audience says “Not buying that”) No? That one, you don’t believe it? You believe that I didn’t do a series of tests? You are right to not believe it, because I’m going to go ahead and admit that I do not believe what I just said, it was what’s described as a 'joke.' Um, I’ll be telling a bunch of them here tonight."
I just heard on this, inter-webbie thingy.... JB has allegedly fathered a child, .... Oh no, not our boy,... Just-in Bieber 
I just heard on this, inter-webbie thingy.... JB has allegedly fathered a child, .... Oh no, not our boy,... Just-in Bieber
A local gal at that according to rumors. She and her lawyers are lining up to cash in.
Spinal Tap moments - The Les Paul 59 http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl … B6zw6RSZzU
Eleven is one louder - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuzpsO4E … re=related
Bonnie Raitt said to me one time, to make it you’ve gotta be good, or good looking. And I looked at myself in the mirror and said “I’ve got to be good.”
Joe Bonamassa
I thought this was a funny closing line from this recent interview!! 
http://www.connectsavannah.com/news/article/105226/
Last week I got a flu shot and afterwards asked the nurse, a friend of mine, if I had to sign a form, to which he replied, "Yes now that I've given you the vaccine you have to sign the release to give me permission."
I said, "Just don't ask me to say I'm not allergic to eggs." The stricken look on his face was priceless as he asked, "OMG are you allergic to eggs?" I said "why yes I am."
Without missing a beat, he said "Well then you're going to die!"
Is it wrong that I not only smiled really big but laughed out loud?!
edited to say &*#% bot!!
... and if this ++@^ bot eats it again, I'm not doing it over again!
Angela wrote:Bonnie Raitt said to me one time, to make it you’ve gotta be good, or good looking. And I looked at myself in the mirror and said “I’ve got to be good.”
Joe Bonamassa
I thought this was a funny closing line from this recent interview!!
You gotta love Joe's humility. I think he's great looking. Glasses or not.
Agreed and agreed. 
The Headline from the BBC website .... Ricky Gervais to host Golden Globes for third time! http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-15768477 - well done Ricky - Go get em'!
Lee Evans - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QiTXF0uMcI
The suits Lee wears on stage- only really last him one performance!
My daughter found this one, catchy little song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_sfnQDr1-o
David Cross is one of my favourite American comedians, but trying to find a clip that won't offend is proving difficult !
just watched another episode over the weekend, Arrested Development should have a bunch of clips that can be posted.
this should probably be over in NCAA football, but more people will get to see it here. Trash talkin after the game, sometimes it doesn't go so well. WARNING FOR LANGUAGE !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ox9kLmg7vCI
Tres
Brack wrote:David Cross is one of my favourite American comedians, but trying to find a clip that won't offend is proving difficult !
just watched another episode over the weekend, Arrested Development should have a bunch of clips that can be posted.
this should probably be over in NCAA football, but more people will get to see it here. Trash talkin after the game, sometimes it doesn't go so well. WARNING FOR LANGUAGE !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ox9kLmg7vCI
Tres
Thanks Tres...... BUTT ...BUTT ....
ahsmith33 wrote:Brack wrote:David Cross is one of my favourite American comedians, but trying to find a clip that won't offend is proving difficult !
just watched another episode over the weekend, Arrested Development should have a bunch of clips that can be posted.
this should probably be over in NCAA football, but more people will get to see it here. Trash talkin after the game, sometimes it doesn't go so well. WARNING FOR LANGUAGE !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ox9kLmg7vCI
Tres
Thanks Tres...... BUTT ...BUTT ....
Babe Beatdown!
My son playing on his new acoustic guitar. Sweet!
Roy
All the knuckleheads on this forum lol
All the knuckleheads on this forum lol
You rang???
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wV6m6StrhYQ&NR=1
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