Re: Random Things In The World To Avoid
Gas station bathrooms.
Overly drunk concert fans who think everyone loves them.
Roy
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Gas station bathrooms.
Overly drunk concert fans who think everyone loves them.
Roy
Gas station bathrooms.
Overly drunk concert fans who think everyone loves them.
Roy
What? You can take a bath in gas stations in America Roy?
Must remember to pack my soap and towel for that roadtrip!
Ian
BluesMan wrote:Gas station bathrooms.
Overly drunk concert fans who think everyone loves them.
Roy
What? You can take a bath in gas stations in America Roy?
Must remember to pack my soap and towel for that roadtrip!Ian
You actually bathe on roadtrips Ian???
Rick on a Roadtrip....................................................................
Ian
Bill S wrote:NBA basketball
understood, sorry he didn't get to Chicago. I like the NBA but have had enough of all the media hype. David Stern has allowed the whole free agent thing to turn into a three ring circus, and Gilbert the owner of the Cavs has made a complete arse of himself. My team is the Hawks, safe to say we won't be in the finals next year.
Tres
I'm not even really upset about him not coming to Chicago...I am upset that Wade, Bosh and James were in collusion with this decision and think there should be something in place to prevent that...even though it would be impossible to enforce. This decision was made months ago.
And mostly, I'm upset that LeBron decided to make the whole announcement a flipping 3 ring circus.
ahsmith33 wrote:Bill S wrote:NBA basketball
understood, sorry he didn't get to Chicago. I like the NBA but have had enough of all the media hype. David Stern has allowed the whole free agent thing to turn into a three ring circus, and Gilbert the owner of the Cavs has made a complete arse of himself. My team is the Hawks, safe to say we won't be in the finals next year.
Tres
I'm not even really upset about him not coming to Chicago...I am upset that Wade, Bosh and James were in collusion with this decision and think there should be something in place to prevent that...even though it would be impossible to enforce. This decision was made months ago.
And mostly, I'm upset that LeBron decided to make the whole announcement a flipping 3 ring circus.
I second that about them being able to plot the whole thing out. Actually, I think the seeds were planted when they were all in China together. I did want him to go to Chicago, I love their team and now with Boozer added in they will be a real force in the east. With Boston growing older every minute, and Orlando not really able to finish anything (coach??), hope that it comes to a Miami vs. Chicago eastern final. That would be a great series, but of course we will get a preview of that within the regular season.
Tres
Okra? Not eat okra? Are you a southern boy? NO OKRA?
OK maybe not boiled...but not eat okra. Fried okra with stewed tomatoes and chilis...
,,,and a pineapple sandwich for dessert
MuchGood
BigJeff
Bill S wrote:ahsmith33 wrote:understood, sorry he didn't get to Chicago. I like the NBA but have had enough of all the media hype. David Stern has allowed the whole free agent thing to turn into a three ring circus, and Gilbert the owner of the Cavs has made a complete arse of himself. My team is the Hawks, safe to say we won't be in the finals next year.
Tres
I'm not even really upset about him not coming to Chicago...I am upset that Wade, Bosh and James were in collusion with this decision and think there should be something in place to prevent that...even though it would be impossible to enforce. This decision was made months ago.
And mostly, I'm upset that LeBron decided to make the whole announcement a flipping 3 ring circus.I second that about them being able to plot the whole thing out. Actually, I think the seeds were planted when they were all in China together. I did want him to go to Chicago, I love their team and now with Boozer added in they will be a real force in the east. With Boston growing older every minute, and Orlando not really able to finish anything (coach??), hope that it comes to a Miami vs. Chicago eastern final. That would be a great series, but of course we will get a preview of that within the regular season.
Tres
The inmates run the asylum in that league. It's got to be a real slow day in sports to get me to tune in, if at all. Seriously, how do you reign over guys who's salaries are bigger than the GNP of some third world countries or as Letterman joked about the NBA All Star game one year, "More millionaires in shorts than a Microsoft company picnic."
Think Gr$$n,
J Dawg
I'll post my original random thing in the world to avoid that was lost with the update.
Sushi with eel in it.
Urchin sushi
"More millionaires in shorts than a Microsoft company picnic."
That's the core problem with the England Team.... but that's for another thread!
Rick on a Roadtrip....................................................................
Ian
'Got a dip in the river today! Good enough.
Brain tumors.
BluesMan wrote:Gas station bathrooms.
Overly drunk concert fans who think everyone loves them.
Roy
What? You can take a bath in gas stations in America Roy?
Must remember to pack my soap and towel for that roadtrip!Ian
Only when I can't find a suitable bathroom Ian. Actually, it's very difficult to get my big arse in that little sink. Think about that next time you want to brush your teeth at a gas station.
Roy
Icon wrote:BluesMan wrote:Gas station bathrooms.
Overly drunk concert fans who think everyone loves them.
Roy
What? You can take a bath in gas stations in America Roy?
Must remember to pack my soap and towel for that roadtrip!Ian
Only when I can't find a suitable bathroom Ian. Actually, it's very difficult to get my big arse in that little sink. Think about that next time you want to brush your teeth at a gas station.
Roy
I think I'll pass on carrying that thought around with me Roy - way too much information!
Thanks for sharing it with us!
Almost as funny as taking a shower lying down........................
Ian
Icon wrote:BluesMan wrote:Gas station bathrooms.
Overly drunk concert fans who think everyone loves them.
Roy
What? You can take a bath in gas stations in America Roy?
Must remember to pack my soap and towel for that roadtrip!Ian
Only when I can't find a suitable bathroom Ian. Actually, it's very difficult to get my big arse in that little sink. Think about that next time you want to brush your teeth at a gas station.
Roy
I think I'll pass on carrying that thought around with me Roy - way too much information!
Thanks for sharing it with us!
Almost as funny as taking a shower lying down........................
Ian
Diving into the pool at party in a suit with weak elastic.
Okra? Not eat okra? Are you a southern boy? NO OKRA?
OK maybe not boiled...but not eat okra. Fried okra with stewed tomatoes and chilis...
,,,and a pineapple sandwich for dessert
MuchGood
BigJeff
It was all going so well, no mention of Pineapple for nearly a week and then you had to go and spoil my day!!!!
Some interesting facts about Pineapples for you constant abusers:
1. Pineapple can strip the varnish from a table in about 15 minutes.
2. Pineapples were responsible for the 2nd world war.
3. Pineapples were responsible for the 1st world war.
3. Contrary to popular belief, King Harold was hit in the eye by a pineapple not an arrow.
4. The grated husk of a pineapple when rolled with tobacco and smoked makes you cough real bad.
5. The Wombles will never collect discarded Pineapples from Wimbledon Commom as they take 25,000 years to decompose
6. The avaerage lifespan of a seriel Pineapple eater is about 6 months.
7. BP were planning to use Pineapples to cap the oil leak in the Gulf but the American Government banned Pineapples as part of the constitution and the ban has never been lifted.
8. Arnold Swarzenneger had 2 pineapples implanted as Biceps before the last Mr Universe Competition and was subsequently banned from all body building competitions for life.
9. The fleshy part of a Pineapple can be used in all situations where WD40 is ineffective.
10. I still HATE PINEAPPLE!!!!!!
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