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Topic: Random Things In The World To Avoid

This thread was lost with the update so I am starting it again as you all were having fun with it.

Taking Joe's lead on the Black Rock phamplet where he lists his random things, we all have encountered things or experiences that leave an indelible mark in our memory banks that cause us to avoid that thing or situation again.

Random thing in the world to avoid:  Don't stand too close to the walrus enclosure at Seaworld.

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Re: Random Things In The World To Avoid

The drunk lady who comes up to the band either between Sets, or even while we're still playing!, and asks/shouts "Do you guys know "Crazy"? I can sing the heck out of Crazy! I sound just like Patsy Cline!"



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Speaking of Sea World, the first three rows in the Shamu show are also to be avoided. (tsunami territory!) lol
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...marriage!

...but if you fail

...pass on the Mother in Laws Meat loaf..no point on getting hit twice!  hmm

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.....just to recap....... fresh raw Oysters.... not going to repeat the story why!
The other.... I avoid junk food..... never  eaten anything that has come out of a McDonalds! And they have the cheek to call those places.... Restaurants!!!  lol

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Pineapple, oh I can't be arsed to do all of this again!! lol  lol

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Well apart from asparagus.......

For me - country pubs with low beamed ceilings  mad I don't need a single drink to end up with a headache!

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Icon wrote:

Well apart from asparagus.......

For me - country pubs with low beamed ceilings  mad I don't need a single drink to end up with a headache!

Ian


.... lol   lol   lol

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Pleeeeeeease  Avoid face-planting into a patch of yellow snow while out skiing!!  roll

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Also.......Avoid giving the 'finger' to a tough looking bloke before driving down a dead-end street.
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Taco stands on the streets of Tijauana

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Taco stands on the streets of Tijauana

Bark, bark.........taco del perro!!!!

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SAP

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Gulf Coast oysters with crude sauce.

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Back row seats.

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ohiodawg13 wrote:
It's Me wrote:

Taco stands on the streets of Tijauana

Bark, bark.........taco del perro!!!!

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Funny story on that.  My ex and his sister had a little family dog (one so ugly it was cute) and we walked over the border to Tijuana for the day.  That little dog went with us and always followed close by without a leash ( no strick laws back then).  One of the vendors asked about the dog and wanted to know "How much for dog?" in his broken english.  We said he was not for sale.  Later my ex sister in law commented about how they liked the dog so much they wanted to buy him, he must be a special dog.  OH my young niave sister, they wanted to make Barney (his name) burritos with him. ;o:O  She was shocked and couldn't believe that they would do that to her sweet little doggie.
That is why I would be seriously suspect of what they serve in those tacos.

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Sorry if any of you are squeamish.... but,  some countries in the Far-East,  breed dogs just for eating..... sorry it's true! Next time you get a Take-away..... is that really Pork you're eating ???? sad
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Rockfarmer wrote:

SAP

sad

Why didn't I think of that?

Replaced the (fully functioning) system at my workplace and almost drove me over the edge. So bad I had to eventually get out of the job. Three years on and my former colleagues still don't have a good word to say about it! mad

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