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Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from Ohio State University, has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in. At a news conference, after announcing the invention, a large group of men took Dr. Rickson outside and kicked the **## out of him.
Those doggone Buckeyes ruin everything
Ahh .... Funny! 
I can think of a few women who wouldn't have been best pleased with Dr. Rickson!! If you know what i mean!
~ Brack ~
Heathen! Scoundrel! Villian!
NoLove
FDOL
Tar and feathers would have been too good! There would be no joy hanging out in the frozen food section at the supermarket. 
No love here either.
Rick
Get a rope! 
I knew it Rick, that was you that I bumped into in the frozen pizza aisle! 
Roy
Get a rope!
I knew it Rick, that was you that I bumped into in the frozen pizzas aisle!
Roy
I tend to bump into folk there too Roy. Seems that I always am distracted. 
Rick
Why does mankind always want to harness and apply a stranglehold to nature? Something natural should be allowed to be free!
Speaking of natural, there was this very young woman on the dance floor at a Blues Challenge this past Saturday night. She was very, very, very natural and during her dancing and bouncing around, I noticed how many men in the club were enjoying nature in it's most natural state. Pitty that National Geographic was not present
Roy
P.S. I know what you're thinking....Yes, I had my camera and No, I did not take any pictures of her. However, the hired photographer had a field day. Dawn almost clocked the guy over the head with a chair!
the good doctor must have been channeling Otto Titzlinger, gone terribly wrong. that is a good one mike. then I guess we have recreated the joke page ?
Having completed his mission with great success, the terrorist suicide bomber arrives to meet his creator and is also met by Robert E. Lee and a whole cavalry of soldiers. He looked puzzled at first, and asked God why there were no young women there to greet him. and God replied, "you misunderstood my son, I said VIRGINIANS" !
Anyone else a fan of Mad Men ? And Christina Kendricks aka, Joan Holloway.
~ Brack ~
Anyone else a fan of Mad Men ? And Christina Kendricks aka, Joan Holloway.
~ Brack ~
Are you speaking of this young lady Brack?
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3272445696/nm0376716
Roy
Love Mad Men, especially Jon Hamm aka Don Draper. Definitely a physical attraction because he is a total scumbag for a husband in the show, a smokin', drinkin, lyin', cheatin'...needs major therapy etc. etc....
Anyone else a fan of Mad Men ? And Christina Kendricks aka, Joan Holloway.
~ Brack ~
Ahh .... Funny!
~ Brack ~
This joke is older than the mold in the disconnected fridge in my dad's cellar Brack...The bra failed tests here in California best I can tell...Or am I just California Dreamin'???!!! Wish they all could be California...
Rock, Roll, Swing & Sway and Keep the Faith if you get MY points ,
Rocket
"Love Mad Men, especially Jon Hamm aka Don Draper.
Brack wrote:Anyone else a fan of Mad Men ? And Christina Kendricks aka, Joan Holloway.
~ Brack ~
Oh Angela, good to know you're also a fan. Just bought Season 1 & 2 on DVD. Yeah, Don Draper .... great casting.... as they all are! I'm addicted!
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