Topic: Weird News: Salami Battle in Supermarket sends Germans to Hospital
Sure hope that Eva and Günter are feeling better. 
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Sounds like one bad a$$ geezer.
Up with youth abuse by the aged. 
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Sure hope that Eva and Günter are feeling better.
As long as us Germans settle our conflicts by salamis, it´s not too bad.
Günter
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Guenter wrote:
the dude wrote:Sure hope that Eva and Günter are feeling better.
As long as us Germans settle our conflicts by salamis, it´s not too bad.
Günter
And no shopping trolleys were injured in the making of this ultimate fight club sandwich...NOW, separate hospitals? Or, round two, a crushing crutch to the wrapped like a helmet head or a flying Foley to the face for the final victory???
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Re: Weird News: Salami Battle in Supermarket sends Germans to Hospital
How funny is this, 'Old man whips out his salami and attacks woman with it':D
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6 2009-12-19 14:10:08 (edited by Rocket 2009-12-19 14:10:22)
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mbcl wrote:
How funny is this, 'Old man whips out his salami and attacks woman with it':D
Five years of 'funny' in the states...
HOW DO I slip or get dragged into off topics these days???
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Guenter wrote:
As long as us Germans settle our conflicts by salamis, it´s not too bad.
Günter
Having thought about it, this is genius. The new worldwide standard in conflict resolution should be salamis at 2 paces. Most times the conflict would be forgotten and replaced by laughter. A good outcome for all.
8 2009-12-20 03:24:17 (edited by Rocket 2009-12-20 03:24:51)
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Guenter wrote:As long as us Germans settle our conflicts by salamis, it´s not too bad.
GünterHaving thought about it, this is genius. The new worldwide standard in conflict resolution should be salamis at 2 paces. Most times the conflict would be forgotten and replaced by laughter. A good outcome for all.
Better yet, make it like a joust. One person in the trolley (carts we say in the US of A), a relative to push, a protruding salami and don't forget the wedge of cheese for stabbing and/or shielding. Lanes for passage, CHARGE! Your salami retracts into the cart or outright breaks, and you cheese crumbles or you leave your lane (or bleed)-YOU LOSE!
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A wonderful story!
I shall go to bed now with the image of supermarket (grocery store) shopping carts being used for salami and cheese fights between parties with a score to settle. 
I think they should start off with something 'softer' like baguettes for small disagreements, only stepping up to salami and Parmesan when the situation is serious enough.
There could be leagues.......
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Yeah! Food fights.... nothing weird about that!
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Re: Weird News: Salami Battle in Supermarket sends Germans to Hospital
Amsterhammer wrote:
I think they should start off with something 'softer' like baguettes for small disagreements, only stepping up to salami and Parmesan when the situation is serious enough.
I like it.
"Okay, how should we settle this?"
"Baguettes at dawn!"
One question would be the protocol. Should one have a second to do the grocery shopping?
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Guenter wrote:As long as us Germans settle our conflicts by salamis, it´s not too bad.
GünterHaving thought about it, this is genius. The new worldwide standard in conflict resolution should be salamis at 2 paces. Most times the conflict would be forgotten and replaced by laughter. A good outcome for all.
One comedian said that gangs should be given muskets. That way, by the time they're done loading the thing, the guy they were going to shoot at could run away, and the guy loading the gun couldn't remember why he was going to shoot.
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mbcl wrote:
How funny is this, 'Old man whips out his salami and attacks woman with it':D
That's what I keep saying, you can't make anything up that's this funny! If you want a good laugh, just look around and observe human behavior. It's Hysterical at times!!
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