The forum and my reading glasses

Ha Ha Guenter, reminds me of my wife.

Now, she has a pair stashed everywhere she might be and need them. Kitchen, bedroom, car, and several other places. Invariably she asks where her glasses are because she can't find them when she isn't wearing a pair, and won't wear them in company since she can't admit she always needs them on. 

As for me, I usually end up sitting on a pair and breaking them at least once a year.

Glad yours found their way home. Rick

Good Story Günter! With me, it's a touch of senility with bad vision, I have to have my glasses or I can't really see. I wear blended bi-focals with three different levels of vision; close up, computer distance and then far distance. However, there are times that I prefer taking them off to write something or read something small. Then the door or phone rings and by the time I get back, I've forgotten where I put my glasses. I've been on many an expedition in my own home looking for my glasses. You know, it's tough being part of the "grown up club" and that's why I refuse to join.

Roy

Mine's name be "Squint"  Jim made a funny... BWAAHAAAHAA

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Crap!

  Well, you will yes, but the next day; MAN that's some good drugs...Wow, best day I had in a while...

No lemon flavor here, it was a putrid immitation orange flavor with an after taste of salt that sort of gurgled in the back of my throat. Add to that, I had to drink a gallon, yes a GALLON, of this horse p*ss the night before the procedure. Oh my, it was an active evening in Menomonee Falls. The good part was, I did call ahead and warned the Metropolitan Sewage District and they ended up setting aside part of the deep tunnel in Milwaukee just for me.

The other good part was the drugs they used to knock me out. Man, I woke up in the room that I had left and wanted sleep there the whole day. Of course, they threw me out. After a quick lunch I caught a four hour nap on the couch waking up at 6:00 PM and thinking I shoud really go to bed only to realize the night had just begun. Like I said, good stuff!

However, like Günter's glasses, I seem to have lost my nice wool scarf somewhere between the hospital room and home. Checked the restaurant and they couldn't find it. You don't think???!!!!

Roy

P.S. The good news was this time there were no polyps, so I should be on a 10 year hosing schedule instead of the 5 year one.  Thank Goodness!