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Topic: A Goat (Yeah you read right....)

I just had a group of highschool girls walk in the bank and say, "We're looking for Patty Patrick?"  And I said, "What's she done?" And they said, "We have a goat for her."  Honest to goodness, I went with them out to their truck and THERE WAS A GOAT lol  ( Fund raiser for school. ) I had to pay $5.00 for them to take the goat away (could have paid $7.00 to send to someone else)............now how many times have you had a goat delievered to you at work? wink

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Re: A Goat (Yeah you read right....)

Can't say Patty I've ever had one delivered to me Patty, but I do work with a couple of them. I give them a little corn and they usually leave me alone. You know, they really don't smell very nice either. tongue

Roy

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Re: A Goat (Yeah you read right....)

O K I'm sending round A "Herd Of Boll Weevils" and you gotta pay $6 for each one and i ain't taking them away  lol ........ Pay me at Heathrow LOL

Hey Patty I'll see you later THIS MONTH !  wink Can't wait , are we gonna have some fun or what

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Re: A Goat (Yeah you read right....)

Gee Patty that's like a years supply of kebabs!

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Re: A Goat (Yeah you read right....)

RICjunkie wrote:

Gee Patty that's like a years supply of kebabs!

Hey Tom, that's a great idea! Although, I was thinking more of milking it. You know, I'm from Wisconsin and we darn near want to milk everything........

Now you're suppose to say, "Can you milk a cat?" And I say, "Oh yes, I've done it!" ("Meet The Parents") wink lol

Roy

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Re: A Goat (Yeah you read right....)

BluesMan wrote:
RICjunkie wrote:

Gee Patty that's like a years supply of kebabs!

Hey Tom, that's a great idea! Although, I was thinking more of milking it. You know, I'm from Wisconsin and we darn near want to milk everything........

Now you're suppose to say, "Can you milk a cat?" And I say, "Oh yes, I've done it!" ("Meet The Parents") wink lol

Roy

You forget I lived in Janesville for 2 years. Yah, dem der yoopers will barbeque anything! cool

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Re: A Goat (Yeah you read right....)

Jane H. wrote:

thats funny Patty, made my day reading that.
Michael you sir are a touch tooooo much!
Tom I order stuff for work from a company in Janesville, seeing that always makes me smile.

Not to get too far off topic here Jane, but I had never seen women dancing on the top of a bar until I moved to Janesville.
I don't know if it's just peculiar to that town or Wisconsin in general.

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Re: A Goat (Yeah you read right....)

RICjunkie wrote:
Jane H. wrote:

thats funny Patty, made my day reading that.
Michael you sir are a touch tooooo much!
Tom I order stuff for work from a company in Janesville, seeing that always makes me smile.

Not to get too far off topic here Jane, but I had never seen women dancing on the top of a bar until I moved to Janesville.
I don't know if it's just peculiar to that town or Wisconsin in general.

Tom,

That's not peculiar to any Wisconsin town, it's mandatory in this State after the women in the bar have had enough to drink. During a vacation one year....

Up nort der in dem nort woods, da gals got feelin' good, so dey all gets up on da bar and start shakin' everyting. Da boys pulled out der hard earned money ans was tippin' da gals big time! Walked outa da bar dat night with nutin' left in my wallet and I wasn't even dat drunk neiter! Dang, not sure where all dat money go! But me and da boys had one heck of a good time! wink

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Re: A Goat (Yeah you read right....)

i Hope the Goat gets some of the money to give him in good hands only for Milk
he has worked so hard for that school
Peace wink

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Re: A Goat (Yeah you read right....)

Geko wrote:

i Hope the Goat gets some of the money to give him in good hands only for Milk
he has worked so hard for that school
Peace wink

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lol

No Curried Goat?  sad

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Re: A Goat (Yeah you read right....)

bigjeffjones wrote:
Geko wrote:

i Hope the Goat gets some of the money to give him in good hands only for Milk
he has worked so hard for that school
Peace wink

Animals lawyer Geko

lol

No Curried Goat?  sad

Goat tikka = Indian goat kebab (see above) tongue

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Re: A Goat (Yeah you read right....)

Anyone care for some Feta Cheese? smile

Roy

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