Thanks for the chuckles, all. (And glad you like my sig quote, Jane. Was thinking of changing it up, but not quite ready, yet.)
My latest addition:
"I believe that every human has a finite number of heart-beats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises."
-- "Buzz" Aldrin (I think, but don't quote me on that. I've also seen it attributed to Neil Armstrong, but Neil was such a private person, I'm doubtful of that.)
Play like you've worked at it, and don't worry about sounding like your influences. You can't cheat on them, or your practice, anyway. If you've worked hard at your skill, your audience will know it.