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Topic: A Joke I got off Gary Moore's Fan Site (I replaced Gary with Joe)

30 years in the future a guitarist dies and is quite please to find that he ends up standing before the pearly gates of Guitar Heaven. St. Peter shows him in, and gives him a guided tour.

"This is Stevie Ray's room here..." says Peter, and the guitarist is saying "Wow! Stevie Ray!"
"And this is Jimi's room..." and the guitarist is totally over the moon.

Finally Peter shows the guitarist to his own room. Before Peter leaves, he says to him, "I have to ask. Is Joe Bonamassa here?" Peter shakes his head and says "He was saved and brought back to life just as he was about to pass through the gates."

The guitarist is disappointed but goes to his room and tries to get some sleep. He is woken up in the middle of the night by someone playing a really fast blues lick - and it sounds just like Joe. He presses his ear to the wall, and listens more closely. Someone in the next room is playing some really fast blues and rock licks with what sounds very much like a vintage Gibson LP. The guitarist is confused as it sounds so much like Joe. The next day he tells Peter that he is almost certain that JB is in the next room.

Peter pulls him to one side, and whispers into his ear, "Shhh.... don't tell anyone. That's God.....

He thinks he's Joe Bonamassa!

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Re: A Joke I got off Gary Moore's Fan Site (I replaced Gary with Joe)

that's pretty funny:)

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Re: A Joke I got off Gary Moore's Fan Site (I replaced Gary with Joe)

cool

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Re: A Joke I got off Gary Moore's Fan Site (I replaced Gary with Joe)

Bwahaha

Good one but God learned guitar from this guy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aX0bcZjnjaM

He sez so!!!

Now that is funny no???

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  • From: Crystal Lake, Il.
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Re: A Joke I got off Gary Moore's Fan Site (I replaced Gary with Joe)

Great one! Similar version of an old joke. I first heard it with Jesus playing golf and Moses caddying. Moses tries to give Jesus a five iron to hit over the water, but Jesus keeps insisting that if Tiger Woods was there, he'd hit a six iron. After hitting three in the water, he's walking on top of the water to go get his ball as two other golfers walk up to the tee. One says to Moses "Who does that guy think he is, Jesus Christ? Moses replies, "No, he thinks he's Tiger Woods!"
When I first heard this Joke, the person used Arnold Palmer as the golfer. I told the joke to my 20 year old daughter recently and she didn't flinch...because she had no clue who Arnold Palmer was. She understood it better when I substituted Tiger Woods.

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