Re: Haiku! whats the rules?

Megalosaurus
Seriously hungry dude
Feed me up mama

Try googling 'dinosaur haiku'. big_smile

RIP Iron Man

Rock On and keep the Faith

92

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a blind extinct beast
couldn't find enough to eat
youthinkitsoaurus ?

never give up, never slow down
never grow old, never ever die young

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One too many chilli dogs
The Megasorearse had today
Only plain fare for now


millhouse

"Stars fall like tears from your eyes"

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Announce RAH too soon?
Contractual obligation
make threads disappear?

Educated guess
Hope that's the explanation
Fingers and toes crossed


--Vik cool

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A load of ballocks
I feel just like a mushroom
please tell us something

Rock On & Keep the FAITH
             It is
Blues From the Bottoms

96

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Just thought I´d join you
You are crazy folks you know
Haiku rules the world!

Eva smile

Re: Haiku! whats the rules?

Captain Roy awaits
there in the punishment room,
might be too much fun.

Rock On & Keep the FAITH
             It is
Blues From the Bottoms

98 (edited by gsj 2008-03-20 18:47:00)

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pink furry handcuffs?
surely not a furry cape?
matching footwear too?

never give up, never slow down
never grow old, never ever die young

99

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someone save me please
from laughter - hurting stomach
and furry handcuffs!

Eva   wink

100 (edited by Libby 2008-07-22 11:38:48)

Re: Haiku! whats the rules?

Maribou dripping
from her ankles and her wrists
For this she exists

I know that Joe could play one of those kid's guitars with the plastic strings and make it sound good-
Bill S.

101

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Waiting for bedtime
Kids are home for Easter break
I'm going insane

If heartaches were nickels
I'd be the richest fool alive

102 (edited by ken 2008-03-21 15:51:41)

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Haiku fouls are bad
We need to start calling them
It must be kept pure!!!!

103 (edited by ken 2008-03-21 14:11:43)

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Libby wrote:

Maribou dripping
from her ankles and wrists
For this she exists

HAIKU FOUL!!!!

(couldn't resist, and had to get it started right, sorry Libby) tongue

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ken wrote:
Libby wrote:

Maribou dripping
from her ankles and wrists
For this she exists

HAIKU FOUL!!!!

(couldn't resist, and had to get it started right, sorry Libby) tongue

Oops.....sorry Ken, it was late, and I missed a word.  I shouldn't Haiku when I'm sleepy....or, maybe not at all - forgive me......is this mo' bettah?

Maribou dripping
from her ankles and her wrists
For this she exists

sad  Libby sad

I know that Joe could play one of those kid's guitars with the plastic strings and make it sound good-
Bill S.

105 (edited by susan 2008-03-21 14:45:09)

Re: Haiku! whats the rules?

ken wrote:

Haiku fouls are bad
We need to start calling them
It must kept pure!!!!

Well, foul to you dear
"It must kept pure!!!" is not right
just four syllables

Susan tongue

"Listen to the melody cause my love is in there hiding"

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Heard my dog crying
Went in to see what was wrong
Thought he was in pain

Could not believe it
Sounded like he was dying
Looked at the window

Lizard was outside
Crawling outside the window
He could not get it

That was his problem
That's what had him so upset
The life of a dog!!!

Susan smile

True story!!!

"Listen to the melody cause my love is in there hiding"

107

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BluesMan wrote:
gsj wrote:

Beam me up Scotty
I'm in the wrong film I think
Jedi mind tricks here

You're now beamed up
But I see your leg is missing
Oh 1st Engineer Mill.......

OK, that was my first attempt in my life at a Haiku, whatever the hell a Haiku is. Did I succeed or did I fail miserably?

Roy

It's 5 syllables
then it's 7 syllables
then 5 syllables

All there is to it
So, why don't you try again?
go on ahead now...

Susan wink

"Listen to the melody cause my love is in there hiding"

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susan wrote:
ken wrote:

Haiku fouls are bad
We need to start calling them
It must kept pure!!!!

Well, foul to you dear
"It must kept pure!!!" is not right
just four syllables

Susan tongue

People who live in
little glass Haiku houses
shouldn't throw foul stones  smile


(wink! wink! Thanks girls!!)

smile  Libby smile

I know that Joe could play one of those kid's guitars with the plastic strings and make it sound good-
Bill S.