• From: Edgewater, FL
  • Registered: 2007-12-08
  • Posts: 5,046

Re: Haiku! whats the rules?

my phone rang again
Is this the funky Dr?
I am he, said I

I need a bassman
said he explaining to me.
When I asked him why.

I want a new drug
he told.  Eighties cover band.
No, No Lover Boy...

I said No glam rock
No pretty boys out strutting
Hair's not long enough

How about Rick James?
MoTown funk, dance band stuff?
StevieRay for Blues?

WELL! I cleared my throat,
and speechified to this dude...
They WILL shake their hips.

I gots proof I does
I have seen & heard said he.
Now I feel so good!

Rock On & Keep the FAITH
             It is
Blues From the Bottoms

bigjeffjones's Website

434 Reply by Libby

  • Libby
  • Libby
  • BONAMETAL
  • Offline
  • From: Sunny Southern California
  • Registered: 2008-02-14
  • Posts: 1,551

Re: Haiku! whats the rules?

i missed our haikus
and all my forum friends too
lonely paradise

I know that Joe could play one of those kid's guitars with the plastic strings and make it sound good-
Bill S.
  • From: Stoke-on-Trent, England
  • Registered: 2008-02-25
  • Posts: 473

Re: Haiku! whats the rules?

bigjeffjones wrote:

sheliftedherleg
sherippedoneoffloudandclear
theshrubberydied

I read this haiku
and nearly fell off my chair
I can so relate

"Music should strike fire from the heart of man, and bring tears from the eyes of woman."
                                                                                                   Ludwig Van Beethoven
  • From: Edgewater, FL
  • Registered: 2007-12-08
  • Posts: 5,046

Re: Haiku! whats the rules?

I'm twisted indeed
maybe warped beyond repair
better half my dose

Rock On & Keep the FAITH
             It is
Blues From the Bottoms

bigjeffjones's Website

  • From: Edgewater, FL
  • Registered: 2007-12-08
  • Posts: 5,046

Re: Haiku! whats the rules?

Where is GSJ?
I miss my English namesake
He spells his name wrong...

Rock On & Keep the FAITH
             It is
Blues From the Bottoms

bigjeffjones's Website

438 Reply by Libby

  • Libby
  • Libby
  • BONAMETAL
  • Offline
  • From: Sunny Southern California
  • Registered: 2008-02-14
  • Posts: 1,551

Re: Haiku! whats the rules?

a matter of days
until she leaves the forest
then it's Hammertime


wink

I know that Joe could play one of those kid's guitars with the plastic strings and make it sound good-
Bill S.

439 Reply by gsj (edited by gsj 2008-08-30 17:54:09)

  • gsj
  • gsj
  • BONAMETAL
  • Offline
  • From: North Essex, England
  • Registered: 2006-09-21
  • Posts: 2,149

Re: Haiku! whats the rules?

I'm right here Big Jeff
Been busy gigging hard mate
First night off all week

This smelling business
You saying you don't smell good?
I smell good, no probs big_smile

bigjeffjones wrote:

Where is GSJ?
I miss my English namesake
He spells his name wrong...

never give up, never slow down
never grow old, never ever die young
  • From: Edgewater, FL
  • Registered: 2007-12-08
  • Posts: 5,046

Re: Haiku! whats the rules?

Why do they stay there?
Evacuation ordered
Be stubborn and pay.

Standing water here
Left over from that damn Fay
People need to learn

Rock On & Keep the FAITH
             It is
Blues From the Bottoms

bigjeffjones's Website

  • From: Central PA, USA
  • Registered: 2007-11-18
  • Posts: 1,037

Re: Haiku! whats the rules?

Well hello my friends!
I've been gone almost 3 weeks,
But I'm baa-aa-ack!  tongue

Catching up is hell
I should stop in more often
I've said this before roll

--Vik cool

  • From: Amsterdam
  • Registered: 2007-10-06
  • Posts: 5,249

Re: Haiku! whats the rules?

In such disrepair
Languishes our haiku thread
Big Jeff needed now

My God, Lowell George
Never mind the slide guitar
That boy sure could sing

RIP Iron Man

Rock On and keep the Faith

443 Reply by gsj

  • gsj
  • gsj
  • BONAMETAL
  • Offline
  • From: North Essex, England
  • Registered: 2006-09-21
  • Posts: 2,149

Re: Haiku! whats the rules?

big bearded wonder
Fat Man In The Bath Tub eh?
the King of sleaze slide

never give up, never slow down
never grow old, never ever die young

444 Reply by bigjeffjones (edited by bigjeffjones 2008-09-25 10:20:56)

  • From: Edgewater, FL
  • Registered: 2007-12-08
  • Posts: 5,046

Re: Haiku! whats the rules?

Say rub-a-dub-dub
three men in a bleeding tub
homosexuals?

It's not that I care
Was just a random question
Is three not a crowd?

Rock On & Keep the FAITH
             It is
Blues From the Bottoms

bigjeffjones's Website

  • From: Central PA, USA
  • Registered: 2007-11-18
  • Posts: 1,037

Re: Haiku! whats the rules?

Staying up all night
It's one of life's greatest joys
Next day, not so much

--Vik cool

446 Reply by Libby

  • Libby
  • Libby
  • BONAMETAL
  • Offline
  • From: Sunny Southern California
  • Registered: 2008-02-14
  • Posts: 1,551

Re: Haiku! whats the rules?

Texas dates are here
so LONG anticipated
F I N A L L Y .....  a  t   L A S T......

HISTORIC!!!  EPIC!!!
Joe, the boys, and Back Door Slam
all on the same stage

Holy Schlamoly!!!!
Wear fire retardant clothes please!!
Will be hot, hot, HOT!!!

Those Bonabuddies
lucky enough to be there
will enjoy FOR US

I couldn't make it
but will be there in spirit
my heart's in TEXAS!!!!!!

I know that Joe could play one of those kid's guitars with the plastic strings and make it sound good-
Bill S.
  • From: Edgewater, FL
  • Registered: 2007-12-08
  • Posts: 5,046

Re: Haiku! whats the rules?

Back Door Slam then Joe
Music Event to die for
I wish I was there.

Rock On & Keep the FAITH
             It is
Blues From the Bottoms

bigjeffjones's Website

448 Reply by Libby

  • Libby
  • Libby
  • BONAMETAL
  • Offline
  • From: Sunny Southern California
  • Registered: 2008-02-14
  • Posts: 1,551

Re: Haiku! whats the rules?

'twas great I hear Jeff
but no Joe jam for the Slam
WE could STILL see THAT    smile

I know that Joe could play one of those kid's guitars with the plastic strings and make it sound good-
Bill S.
  • From: Edgewater, FL
  • Registered: 2007-12-08
  • Posts: 5,046

Re: Haiku! whats the rules?

The great spirit smiles
"Warrior mother come to me.
This is your home now."

Rock On & Keep the FAITH
             It is
Blues From the Bottoms

bigjeffjones's Website

  • From: Central PA, USA
  • Registered: 2007-11-18
  • Posts: 1,037

Re: Haiku! whats the rules?

Made a new purchase
David Gilmour Live In Gdansk  (I think that's 1 syllable?)
5-disc edition big_smile

In the USA
That's a Best Buy exclusive
'Twas released last week


--Vik cool