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Topic: You just might be a "Joe-addict"......

............if your family calls you up and asks you how Joe is doing first.......

                   ..........if your family sends you a birthday check and the "memo" corner says,
                                                            "Use for something Joe...."

    .........if your kids friends ask who Joe is and they say, "He's family..."

                                      ........if you spend half or more of your day on Joe's forum.........
 
.....if you have a portable "Joe-shrine" you can take with you wherever you go.......

  .......if the only music you play is Joe.............

                  ...........if you   ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?


      (please add your quips.....  smile  )

"I'm not nice to any guitar!"      lol
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  • From: Naperville IL
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Re: You just might be a "Joe-addict"......

IF- THE FIRST THING YOU DO IN THE MORNING IS GO TO YOUR COMPUTER AND SEE WHAT IS GOING ON IN THE WORLD OF JOE :-)

P.S IF THERES ANY SPELLING MISTAKES I HAVE NEVER POSTED THIS EARLY IN MY LIFE.

ITS ALL ABOUT JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HAVE A GREAT FRIDAY BONAMANIACS.
   JON

3 Reply by Bill S (edited by Bill S 2007-09-21 12:22:59)

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Re: You just might be a "Joe-addict"......

If you say the simple name Joe to family and friends and they know who you're talking about.
If you say you bought concert tickets and nobody asks who you're going to see (they know it's Joe).
If your clothing of choice consists of any pair of pants and a Joe shirt.
If you've ever planned your vacation around Joe's tour schedule.
If you find yourself booking a hotel room with those out of town Joe tickets.
If you have a drawer full of ticket stubs and playbills signed by Joe.
If you know more that 3 or 4 fans when you walk into one of Joe's shows.
If you own multiple copies of the same Joe cd.

"Rock ON & Keep the Faith"
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Re: You just might be a "Joe-addict"......

If you check your email 1st thing Friday morning for the new video.

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Re: You just might be a "Joe-addict"......

pattyluvsjoe wrote:

............if your family calls you up and asks you how Joe is doing first.......

                   ..........if your family sends you a birthday check and the "memo" corner says,
                                                            "Use for something Joe...."

    .........if your kids friends ask who Joe is and they say, "He's family..."

                                      ........if you spend half or more of your day on Joe's forum.........
 
.....if you have a portable "Joe-shrine" you can take with you wherever you go.......

  .......if the only music you play is Joe.............

                  ...........if you   ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?


      (please add your quips.....  smile  )

Oh yeah.........french press coffee and Joe!!

cool
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Re: You just might be a "Joe-addict"......

pattyluvsjoe wrote:

............if your family calls you up and asks you how Joe is doing first.......

                   ..........if your family sends you a birthday check and the "memo" corner says,
                                                            "Use for something Joe...."

    .........if your kids friends ask who Joe is and they say, "He's family..."

                                      ........if you spend half or more of your day on Joe's forum.........
 
.....if you have a portable "Joe-shrine" you can take with you wherever you go.......

  .......if the only music you play is Joe.............

                  ...........if you   ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?


      (please add your quips.....  smile  )

The only wan ah can think of is



when your wife names Joe on the divorce papers as the other person!




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  • From: Indianola, IA
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Re: You just might be a "Joe-addict"......

Dear Millhouse,

     lol  lol  lol  lol  lol

      I think you should win an award for that statement!!!!
                     
                                          pattyluvsjoe

"I'm not nice to any guitar!"      lol
                 Joe Bonamassa 05-03-12

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Re: You just might be a "Joe-addict"......

Millhouse you nailed it down my friend.

If your name is J Dawg, but some friends just refer to you as Bonamassa, there are a few.

If said friends see you comin' and head the other way!!!!

If others just inquire, so where's Joe playin' tonight Bonaknowitall????


                                                                                                 Just Talkin' 'bout Joe,

                                                                                                 J Dawg

What is success? Is it do yo' own thang, or is it to join the rest?   -Allen Toussaint
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Re: You just might be a "Joe-addict"......

dazee wrote:

If you check your email 1st thing Friday morning for the new video.

i agree with you
greetz Geko

10 Reply by Bill S (edited by Bill S 2007-09-22 09:03:02)

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Re: You just might be a "Joe-addict"......

I thought I was addicted, but I was looking through some past posts and I found someone who went a step beyond.
You just might be a Joe addict if you have a large tattoo of Joe anywhere on your body!
http://www.jbonamassa.com/forum/viewtopic.php?id=3016

"Rock ON & Keep the Faith"

11 Reply by gsj (edited by gsj 2007-09-22 12:21:19)

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Re: You just might be a "Joe-addict"......

I have all of these symptons (except number 6 ) plus when I tell my wife I've bought us two tickets for a gig she doesn't bother to ask who we're seeing.

Bill S wrote:

If you say the simple name Joe to family and friends and they know who you're talking about.
If you say you bought concert tickets and nobody asks who you're going to see (they know it's Joe).
If your clothing of choice consists of any pair of pants and a Joe shirt.
If you've ever planned your vacation around Joe's tour schedule.
If you find yourself booking a hotel room with those out of town Joe tickets.
If you have a drawer full of ticket stubs and playbills signed by Joe.
If you know more that 3 or 4 fans when you walk into one of Joe's shows.
If you own multiple copies of the same Joe cd.

never give up, never slow down
never grow old, never ever die young
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Re: You just might be a "Joe-addict"......

I have them all 8 plus:
- if hotels are booked full and you sleep in the car at zero degrees in February
- you ask Joe if he likes wine and you give him and the he gives you a fancard in return
- you drive 300 km. to Satzvey to the Rockpalastshow,  sleep in the car and have to work
  a few hours later.
- you just play Joe's music in the car for the last 4 years
- you kiss your wife tenderly with eyes closed and say: I love you while you think : Sloe
  Gin great song.

Andre Wittebroek.

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Re: You just might be a "Joe-addict"......

Sorry sentence 2 must be:
-if you ask Joe if he likes wine a week before his birthday and you give him and the band a box of wine on  his birthday and Joe gives you a Bonamassafancard in return.

Andre Wittebroek.

14 Reply by gsj (edited by gsj 2007-09-22 12:57:53)

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Re: You just might be a "Joe-addict"......

When I put on a DVD or CD in the store and the staff don't bother to ask who we're going to listen to smile

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Re: You just might be a "Joe-addict"......

When you use Joe's music as the basis for comparison..ie..That riff reminds me of Joe's in... or that vocal sounds like Joe's...But, I'm not admitting to any addiction and you people aren't real (that's what my therapist says)..Let's see, I do have many of the signs and symptoms in the lists..and...I do listen alone..hmmmmm.....

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Re: You just might be a "Joe-addict"......

....when you go to the coffee shop to get a Cup of Joe and you have on a Sloe Gin Joe t-shirt,

with a Joe Bonamassa keychain hangin' off your purse and you open up your wallet to pay and

there's Joe's picture where the kid's picture should be......bad Mom....bad Mom...."might as well

face it, we're addicted to Joe..."           pattyluvsjoe
                                                                wink

"I'm not nice to any guitar!"      lol
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Re: You just might be a "Joe-addict"......

pattyluvsjoe wrote:

............if your family calls you up and asks you how Joe is doing first.......

                   ..........if your family sends you a birthday check and the "memo" corner says,
                                                            "Use for something Joe...."

    .........if your kids friends ask who Joe is and they say, "He's family..."

                                      ........if you spend half or more of your day on Joe's forum.........
 
.....if you have a portable "Joe-shrine" you can take with you wherever you go.......

  .......if the only music you play is Joe.............

                  ...........if you   ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?


      (please add your quips.....  smile  )

patty are all these true for you?

Your rock candy baby
Your hard sweet and sticky

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Re: You just might be a "Joe-addict"......

Hey Gary,
     I'm pleading the fifth amendment.
                            .........however......
                                               pattyluvsjoe

"I'm not nice to any guitar!"      lol
                 Joe Bonamassa 05-03-12

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