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Topic: Here's what I'd like for Christmas.

Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **## he is! Hallelujah! Holy **##! Where's the Tylenol?

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Re: Here's what I'd like for Christmas.

Frank Shirley: It's people who make a difference... little people, like yourselves.

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Re: Here's what I'd like for Christmas.

lol

C'mon bluesdeluxe25!  You don't want to be an ungrateful Jelly of the Month subscription for a Christmas bonus Grinch do you?!

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Re: Here's what I'd like for Christmas.

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Re: Here's what I'd like for Christmas.

bluesdeluxe25 wrote:

Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **## he is! Hallelujah! Holy **##! Where's the Tylenol?


Read this Saturday night and couldn't reply due to too many Coors Lights and and listening to my favorite band.  Although our world is over-populated with creatures like Frank "Hot Dog" Shirley, my advice is channel all that anger toward something constructive.  That could be updating your resume, licking you wounds until the hammer falls on the self-important twit and waiting for the inevitable "what goes around comes around".

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Re: Here's what I'd like for Christmas.

Jane H. wrote:

you totally got me on this one bluesdeluxe, even with the clues from the other guys. then i decided to search Frank Shirley
lol

Lmao, good one blues deluxe!

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Re: Here's what I'd like for Christmas.

Bill S wrote:
Jane H. wrote:

you totally got me on this one bluesdeluxe, even with the clues from the other guys. then i decided to search Frank Shirley
lol

Lmao, good one blues deluxe!

We had just gotten done watching that on netflix. LMAO as well. tongue

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