COUPLE OF JOKES TO BRIGHTEN YOUR MONDAY

Good afternoon all:

Here's alittle something to add to your Monday.

HOW MEN THINK

A woman was in a coma for months. Nurses were in her room
giving her a blanket bath. One of them was washing her private
area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor
when she touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there
was sizable movement.

They went to her husband and explained what happened,
telling him, "As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex
will do the trick and bring her out of the coma." The husband was
skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for
privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room.

After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no
pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room. "What
happened!?" they cried.

The husband said, "I'm not sure; maybe she choked".

and one more for the road..!

Broken Lawn Mower

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife, Pamela (just a coincidence that "Pamela" actually happens to be my wife's name..!!)  kept hinting to
me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something
else to take care of first, playing my guitar, watching a baseball / football game, playing  golf, the house, always something more important to me.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.

When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass,
busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched
silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone
only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.

I said, when you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep
the driveway.

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.

Moral to this story: Marriage is a relationship in which one person
is always right . . . and the other one is the husband.

Have a great week everybody..!!