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Put that in your pipe
a new grandchild for elder
George is proud Opa.
Beware on the roads
Daughter has learner's permit
Edgewater not safe.
My mom has been dead
for seven years September
Estate not settled
I've had busy time
with dysfunctional brother
ah well life goes on.
The money is gone
The darn lawyers got their share
Booze can be blamed too
November is here
gratitude month for many
twenty five years now
Good to have me back
On forum just to haiku
Hello Jim and Phil
I must call my bro
a certain Puerto Rican
Cadbury to some.
Thanksgiving soon come
Me make special turkey bird
with Special Stuffing
To read recipe
Click HERE for special stuffing
BigJeff the Mad Chef
A hott grilling sauce
Yes it is beyond compare
Try and take my dare
Love to try Jeff but
We can't do turkey for two
Mini ham for us
Elder Cate doing
The Thanksgiving full monty
I give thanks for her
Cathy says hi y'all
She really hates laptops so
Will read more than write
Back home on Friday
Normal service resumed then
We'll need some salsa
To try when she comes
Though I don't expect turkey
On our menu here
Where are you two now?
I have had my old head down
Ryan home today!
College boy is home
He came with his appetite
mom's all atwitter!
Cathy's in Jersey
With daughter grand-kids and all
I'm just home alone
She's the one we love
Sister Cate is with grandkids
laughing and eating
BigJeff the Mad Chef
will cook for the gang today
MUST do workout first
hohohodammit
believethepoweroflove
truthshallsetyoufree
Thought I'd share a recent winning entry of a haiku contest at http://www.thinkgeek.com/ ... I liked it, thought some here might too... in fact, I think I'll also post it in the master torrent thread, where the real target audience will be sure to see it, lol...
Hum of computer
Torrenting throughout the night
Don't forget to seed.
--Vik 
It's terrible BUT
I almost forgot the count
for a Haiku!! Phew!!
Amsterdam elders
tripping the light fantastic
tango in Holland
Amsterdam elders
tripping the light fantastic
tango in Holland
Indeed, Big Brother!
George tells me it's five BELOW!
It's time to CUDDLE!!
L S
Pull money from butt?
want to be with history
Royal Albert Hall
Feel kinda foolish
Not easily excited
I must meditate
I am pumped up though
I can't really explain it
The thrill is not gone
Pull money from butt?
want to be with history
Royal Albert HallFeel kinda foolish
Not easily excited
I must meditateI am pumped up though
I can't really explain it
The thrill is not gone
You crack me up Jeff
pullin' money from your butt
doin' what it takes
L S
he's holding folding
no money clip needed there
green backs? I hope so
Denominations
of folding is very small
I best not be gross
how goes the counting
of cash from deep dark places??
got enough for RAH??
LS 
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