Re: Haiku! whats the rules?

10 stone 2 pounds now
1 whole stone lost in 3 months
Another 1 yet

To go, just 1 more
Before I’ll be satisfied
Vital stats changed too

40 in the bust
Goes down to just 38
30 in the waist

Now just 28
37 hips, no more
36 right now

Pleased as punch I am
Not so with exam success
Or should I say FAIL! sad

Life goes on it does
Legs stay short, not long for me
Still upset a few wink

Try again next year
This time sure to pass, oh yeah!
Not doing it again!!!!!

Life is looking bright
Joe Bonamassa is near
Birmingham soon here! smile

Manchester follows
Two shows in two days for me
Bringing a few too

4 to Birmingham
7 to Manchester ride
Same faces to each

A newbie to Joe
Does to Manchester go though!
So prepare to be…

Amazed, delighted
Awestruck and the like I say
Hooray, JB comes!

Tara for now guys
Maybe see some of you soon
Future brings new things…

Old things come around
Again and again as well
Life is one big game

To play or not to...
play, that is the question or
Is it just a play? roll

Vicky

"Stellar" a word used by Joe Bonamassa (also apt as a description of the man himself cool)

452 (edited by gsj 2008-10-14 19:05:19)

Re: Haiku! whats the rules?

so, we went to Greece
stayed in lovely Zakynthos
south-west of the isle

fell deeply in love
with life all over again
green hills, deep blue sea

wonderful people
in a magical landscape
so peaceful and calm

now, here is the thing
we want to go back so much
but this time to stay

a place to call home
among the old olive groves
time to make new plans

never give up, never slow down
never grow old, never ever die young

Re: Haiku! whats the rules?

A Jeff-less forum
Laughter slowly dying down
Even back door slams

RIP Iron Man

Rock On and keep the Faith

Re: Haiku! whats the rules?

Haiku here and there
this forum thread be's da place
Please don't thumb your nose

Rock On & Keep the FAITH
             It is
Blues From the Bottoms

Re: Haiku! whats the rules?

Haiku
is like
Sushi

Ok
But
Afterwards
You need
KFC

and
no
I
don't
know the
rules

Everythings code four here , sarge.

No Ordinary Joe

456

Re: Haiku! whats the rules?

just Google haiku
read and inwardly digest
then try again mate

wink

never give up, never slow down
never grow old, never ever die young

Re: Haiku! whats the rules?

King Habanero
Likes mine wid da garilc dare
Gonna need some mo'

Rock On and Keep the Faith

Jack Loves Patty Loves Joe

Re: Haiku! whats the rules?

fuzzy wuzzy wrote:

King Habanero
Likes mine wid da garilc dare
Gonna need some mo'

Pleased as punch I am
I forgot the business cards
well, the next time then

The real Salsa King
The funky dr of LOVE
Big Jeff the Mad Chef

Redbone Bassman plays
sings blues from a lonely place
rhythm rides alone

With Yoga I walk
No wheelchair for me today
There is work to do!

Rock On & Keep the FAITH
             It is
Blues From the Bottoms

459

Re: Haiku! whats the rules?

Dude, have you been ill?
what's with the chair that has wheels
have I missed something?

bigjeffjones wrote:
fuzzy wuzzy wrote:

King Habanero
Likes mine wid da garilc dare
Gonna need some mo'

Pleased as punch I am
I forgot the business cards
well, the next time then

The real Salsa King
The funky dr of LOVE
Big Jeff the Mad Chef

Redbone Bassman plays
sings blues from a lonely place
rhythm rides alone

With Yoga I walk
No wheelchair for me today
There is work to do!

never give up, never slow down
never grow old, never ever die young

460 (edited by bigjeffjones 2008-10-22 14:51:04)

Re: Haiku! whats the rules?

No Geoff, I am fine
had a gratitude attack
thinking back ten years

first I got run down
then some time in traction spent
the doctors were wrong

they did not know me
We'll get you a wheelchair, sir
They said with a smile

"Take that thing back and
shove it up your ***" I said.
My wife needs my luv. wink

Hatha Yoga helps
I have functional strength now
All is well down here.

EDITZ:  spleleeng *&^%$#

Rock On & Keep the FAITH
             It is
Blues From the Bottoms

Re: Haiku! whats the rules?

Salsa and cyclists
Hatha yoga, no wheelchair
The big man lives bass

RIP Iron Man

Rock On and keep the Faith

Re: Haiku! whats the rules?

went to gym last night
found wife sitting with girlfriend
uh oh, deep doo doo

Rock On & Keep the FAITH
             It is
Blues From the Bottoms

463

Re: Haiku! whats the rules?

She said  "I prefer
some JIGGLE with my WIGGLE",
with a lil' giggle.



wink

I know that Joe could play one of those kid's guitars with the plastic strings and make it sound good-
Bill S.

Re: Haiku! whats the rules?

What lovely jubbly
Onomatopoeia rules
Ever so wobbly

RIP Iron Man

Rock On and keep the Faith

Re: Haiku! whats the rules?

L'il Bit, l'il giggle
A secret only she knows
Mystery Woman

Rock On & Keep the FAITH
             It is
Blues From the Bottoms

Re: Haiku! whats the rules?

Saw Black Crowes last night
in NYC with a friend
Rare accoustic show smile

5th row seats were nice
Two songs played for the first time
Made great recording wink

Paid 40 dollars
for a cool tie-dye t-shirt
I was pretty drunk roll


--Vik cool

Re: Haiku! whats the rules?

dreamin of England
never been there Germany
homes of ancestors

thinking of you pals
and the good vibe Joe music
you are all about

screamin guitar and
the best vocals around with
Carmine Rick Bogey

next week your jammin
overseas i'll be comin
one day to party

Joe will be our jam
and he'll be there lovin it
Royal Albert Hall

Rock On and Keep the Faith

Jack Loves Patty Loves Joe

Re: Haiku! whats the rules?

Gov't Mule and
Back Door Slam were great last night
I'll post later on


--Vik cool