Re: Haiku! whats the rules?
Hey fellow counters
Only thirty-three to go
To Newark earthquake
Rock On and keep the Faith
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Hey fellow counters
Only thirty-three to go
To Newark earthquake
What are you counting
Old West Ham fan in Holland
And why count backwards
Well, backwards to you
Is forward to the elders
Thirty-two baloo
thirty-two baloo?
what's with the hala-baloo
I'm an elder too
You know how it is
Sometimes you just can't help it
That damn urge to rhyme
George comes to US
Visiting Witch in Forest
Joe show to end trip Cathy (edited for George)
Black knobs or gold knobs,
That´s the question that led to
disaster for me.
Eva
Innocent Eva!
"ladies prefer the black knobs!"
So funny you are
I tried to behave
got blood pressure and migraine
ready to explode!
ready to explode
let's not go down that route Jeff
parents are watching
translation can lead
to double meanings sometimes
I know what I like
Hair of the dog bites
Marys bloody celery
Drink not once but twice
two bloody mary's
that's why you're fuzzy, wuzzy
bite the dog back mate
I like dogs thats true
Matter of fact I've got two
Bite them back not me
I have two dogs too
I also have a parrot
Never bite the pets
They are way too cute
They totally love and trust
Maybe my best friends
They are always there
Always happy to see me
Always make me smile
Susan
My friend Vicki's bird
bit, not the hand which feeds him -
but her lip instead
Lower lip pierced clean
by the beak of her loved one
Ouch - that had to hurt
I was bitten once
in the face by my Mo Mo
Scared, scarred, but forgave
He was a BIG boy
duffle bag with legs, Steve said
I still miss him so
His sister Daisy
was the reincarnation
of Chicken Little
My pets are my kids
Life would be unbearably
lonely without them
I know someone who
just lost her beloved dog
and you know her too
Grief kills all the joy
Time helps to heal most of it
I can't give her that
From their little souls
Love flows out effortlessly
and fills our heartaches
The loss of that love
brings exquisitely sharp pain
'Til we love again
translation can lead
to double meanings sometimes
I know what I like
Lost in Translation
I was - maybe a lack of
Parental control ?!
Eva
Bloody hell Libbers
You've made a whole new art form
Haiku poetry
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