Topic: Earthquake Caused By Blues Guitarist
Latest news reports have apparently scotched earlier news stories that the Earthquake that hit England last night emanated from Lincolnshire. It is now evident that the tremors were centred around around the music venue "The Cockpit" in the city of Leeds in the North of England.
The quake was caused by the opening riff to "Just Got Paid" played by American guitar prodigy Joe Bonamassa. The audience of 1000 people were visibly moved by the event and many were heard muttering that their lives would never be the same as they left the still shaking venue.
Joe did not comment but was very said to be very satisfied that his playing had reached so many.
Experts have said to expect further conflagrations around the country.
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Reports that Joe is also to blame for San Andreas fault are been refuted by his camp.
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