Starship Bonamassa, Captain Roy and the UISTAPCO (Page 4 of 7)

Allowance-schmallowance! If I were Capitally Comissioned, I'd give EVERY crew member 7 Pocket Rockets! YES!, a Pocket Rocket, an original Prototype! And Aye, anti-mutinous matey, It be right next to the dirt in my pocket, well both pockets are dirty, my underwear too-so I've got to do this or I'll crash with ye skylubbers and my mother is eternally embarrassed....Enough flim-flammery! It be a pocket rocket and yea a dirty rocket (as opposed to dirty bomb-tsk tsk such sloppy murder, I write) for doing dirty pocket rocket deeds, done dirty yet not sloppy!  My earth robot Mr. Monk has sent his OCD coded messages to push the button and give you all...Well, me too, a supercalifragiliciousexpedia.com stowaway flight planned dose of Nickelodeon Slime and then ejectshoolate me into space where my what, what's that That brave little bird of course, Yankee Doodle Pigeon from the Dastardly & Mutley & their Flying Machines show properties I bought on Fbay will intercept me and it'll be another rerun of "So, Stop The Pigeon, Stop The Pigeon, Stop The Pigeon, Stop The Pigeon, StopThe Pigeon, Stop The Pigeon Stop that Pigeon
How? Nab him! Jab him! Tab him! Grab him! Stop that pigeon Now (but duht-tah-duht-ta-dah! Chee-arge! They never can)......and take me back down to the insanity of earth!  Oh ew! Yuck! Well serves ye right to suffer, serves you right, you gonna be alone tonight, whoever it is who hijinxed me into Off Topics............

"He still doesn't charge for mistakes! "
http://jbonamassa.com/tour-dates/
"Everybody wants ta get inta the act!"
“Now, this isn’t your ordinary party crowd, here.  I mean, there are professionals in here.”

WHATEVER KAPITAN, remember what happens on planet Bluesrock, stays on planet Bluesrock!!!!!

                                                                                       Leftenant (all the best ones are you know)

                                                                                       Lt. J Dawg

Good news indeed Captain. Remember that you all must enter thru the "Scan and purge all debauchery" chamber. We've all been on high alert and are pooped out...You know the consequences of that!!  Lt. Cmd. G...

Geen to go???   We are set to make side to trip to Bogie land in Raleigh next week, then off to the star "I Wish I Was In Richmond"!!!!

This, my 999th, is for the "boys of the UISTAPCO"....As it was my first extended "at ease" time in months I treated myself to the Gigliotti Shuttle and headed off to the Adonis Ladies Spa at Hotel Aphrodite on Venus..(Who can blame me?)....The thought of a fem-centric environment helped me relax while the thrusters shifted into a steady, deep, undulating rumble. By the time I arrived all my senses were peaked. As I exited the craft the path lead to a beautiful grotto. As I shed my uniform and slid into the deliciously warm water the final threads of tension dissipated. Soon a stunning Adonic attendant brought me a robe and a cold drink. This was not any ordinary robe! The material had the feel of silk and yet it was organic in it's behavior. And, apparently telekinetic!! Soon I found myself drifting into an almost trance like state..My breath was heavy, my pulse was racing, my entire body was alive with pleasure......well, you know the rest......Thanks for the leave! Lt. Cm. G......hehehe

Shred, Have you seen Roy's wife?? She's a stunner!!! I think the Captain is displaying normal earthling, no, galaxtic male behavior..Sex, poop, boobs..the general themes...that's how we know he's harmless!!!! Just remember to pay attention to your corporeal ladies! Otherwise, Roy, you can be Adonic and I will remain as good as any one's fantasy wants, just don't hold it against me when you "the real" me....LOL... let the games continue.....Lt. Cmd. G

Callin Cap'n Roy from the depths of the poop deck.

Permission to self medicate and place my barely human shell in sleepuntilfebruary08 mode as it will speed the return of Jolly Joe and his band of space pirates to my home town!

1st Engineer millhouse

Geen to Go Captain

............................ Michael