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This story started under the "Dirt in my Pocket" thread. If you want to play, read that first. If you don't like this "sillines", then stop here. (But, you'll be missing a great time!).........Lt. Goddess of the UISTAPCO
Cathy,
I'm not a nurse, but with the group on board Starship Bonamassa, you're gonna need some help distributing those meds. Right???? So somebody beam me up please.
Susan 
Susan, welcome aboard! You are right, I'm going to need alot of help because I'm also responsible for beverages!!! Captain Roy will be pleased. Lt. Goddess
I am so glad I can be of help. It seems like I was beamed up(flushed down, whatever...) just in the nick of time. I knew you guys needed me.
Update on negotiations with the Lunatics..Captain, I have gotten to the heart of the matter....MOONIES!..Seems the Galactic image of earth was greatly tainted by the monotonous beat and lack of melody associated with this groups displays at Earth's Airports! True, rumors of more diverse musical offerings abound but intercepted radio signals of Rap haven't helped. I was able to transfer the entire Bonamassa catalog to Crater Central and now they've changed their tune, so to speak. In fact "Walk in my Shadow" has become an eclipse anthem. Hopefully all issues are now resolved. However, it is critical they do not learn of our precious cargo as I fear they are quickly becoming Bonamaniacs.....Now, back to orienting new crew members..Lt. Goddess
We don't need no medication, we don't need no sought control...
Cathy,
I'm not a nurse, but with the group on board Starship Bonamassa, you're gonna need some help distributing those meds. Right???? So somebody beam me up please.Susan
"But are there any nuts onboard this flight???
"
We don't need no medication, we don't need no sought control...
susan wrote:Cathy,
I'm not a nurse, but with the group on board Starship Bonamassa, you're gonna need some help distributing those meds. Right???? So somebody beam me up please.Susan
Also, You Don't Need A Weatherman to Tell You Which Way The Wind Blows!!!
" WE DON'T NEED NO THOUGHT CONTROL"...Rocket, we're all nuts..That's the beauty of it...You especially will enjoy being "medicated", I promise.. Special Bah-relief formula just for you. I've got to keep an eye on Susan, she's a little heavy handed with the alcohol dispersion..........David A...we may call upon you when we need a "normal" person LOL!!!
But are there any nuts onboard this flight???
Actually, we're all Bozos on this bus...
David A. wrote:Also, You Don't Need A Weatherman to Tell You Which Way The Wind Blows!!!
Finally, we've heard from our meteorologist Lt. Cmdr David A. I must apologize to crew and stowaways alike for not introducing Lt. Cmdr David A. before. You see he was deep (literally because of the toilet/worm hole theory) into his work charting us a safe course around all of the asteroids, comets and other "floating particles" that are known to show up in said toilet/worm hole. If one of these masses, especially the "floating particles", made contact with us at our high rate of speed, it would have spelled utter disaster for our Starship not to mention us! So I must say now, welcome aboard Lt. Cmdr David A., may we find clear flying, I mean flushing, through your guidance.
Your Captain,
Capt. Roy BluesMan
This is starting to remind me of Stephen Kings movie "Dream Catcher". That is one creative writer! Wonder what that boy was exposed to as a young child! lol
~Rhonda
Rocket wrote:We don't need no medication, we don't need no sought control...
susan wrote:Cathy,
I'm not a nurse, but with the group on board Starship Bonamassa, you're gonna need some help distributing those meds. Right???? So somebody beam me up please.Susan
Also, You Don't Need A Weatherman to Tell You Which Way The Wind Blows!!!
Ah David your quote reminds me of another by the original, Starship Commander Paul Kantner, "It's a fresh wind that blows against the empire." Have you seen the stars tonight? Would you like to come up on the deck and look at them with me? That Starship crew was off the galactic hook.
Think Universally,
Sgt. J Dawg
Rocket wrote:But are there any nuts onboard this flight???
Actually, we're all Bozos on this bus...
Right on Stu! Where is Sanity?
Charting a course for Space and Time....
" WE DON'T NEED NO THOUGHT CONTROL"...Rocket, we're all nuts..That's the beauty of it...You especially will enjoy being "medicated", I promise.. Special Bah-relief formula just for you. I've got to keep an eye on Susan, she's a little heavy handed with the alcohol dispersion..........David A...we may call upon you when we need a "normal" person LOL!!!
Hey my fellow BonaNuts.
I was told it was beverage dispersion. It was alcohol??? Ooooops!!!
Captain, I was wondering why there was a flap on the rear of all our spacesuits! While I'm on the topic of suits..I appreciate that we can program any desired body shape, and thus we all look marvelous, but, why do the women have to have additional breasts??? I find it difficult to work with so many boobs, (and I don't mean crew members). Now that Barbara has been assigned to uniforms I'm hoping that will change...Lt G
Update on communications received at outpost: Disturbing photos and dialog from the Captain via my holophone yesterday led to further investigation. After much data search and a review of the Captain's logs, it would appear that he aquired "Captain Crunch Syndrome" sometime during the reported problems with shuttle craft Corolla 2007. The remedy has been dispensed by Lt. Nancy Hohah. The area where the incident occured has been added to the "no fly" zones. Please update your flight chips. Lt.G
This is all MADNESS, MADNESS I tell you!!!!!!!! Sorry Capt. I think I've been weightless too long, perhaps a good dose of radiation will snap me out of it!!! Let' hope so.
Just Too Far Out There,
Sgt. J Dawg
This is all MADNESS, MADNESS I tell you!!!!!!!! Sorry Capt. I think I've been weightless too long, perhaps a good dose of radiation will snap me out of it!!! Let' hope so.
Just Too Far Out There,
Sgt. J Dawg
I think it has to do with our Captain wearing that helmet to long in the sun!
Lt. Cmdr. David A.
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