Roy Nearly Meets Deacon Jones

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHedj-mFI3Y

I Can't Believe it , I Told Him to Him to Stop Speeding , But there he goes tearing down the Highway trying his Damnedest to get to the Golf Course , Of course i hope the cops Breathalised him ,  'cos he does like his cheap Wisconsin Beer and it looks like he was Burning Hell on the IN FLIGHT ENTERTAINMENT

Yeah you can't fool me Bluesman ( Alias Roy Right & your Co-Pilot Bill Left ) L O L  ............. I Guess The Roadside Questioning Went Like This

COP ......... "Sir Can You Step out of the Plane"
ROY ......... " OCCIFER ( HIC!)
COP ......... "And Your Name Sir
ROY ......... "Err  Deacon Jones"
COP ......... "Step out of the Aircraft Sir"
ROY ......... "Are we at the Golf Club Car Park"
COP ......... " No ...... You're on Highway 41"
ROY .........." Damn must've took the Wrong Turning ?"
COP .........." Your Driving Liecence"
ROY .........." Was i Speeding Sir ?"
COP ......... " You were Doing 200 Miles Per Hour"
ROY ......... " Is That All ! "
COP ......... " What Made you wanna do this"
ROY ......... " See it's like this sir , I Attend a  Joe Bonamassa Forum most nights , staying up all hours , Talking and
                   Sending Posts to my friends all over the world and i get tired , so to unwind i hit Golf Balls , And i must

COP ........ "Did you say Joe Bonamassa !"
ROY ........ "Errrr Yep"
COP ........ "THAT KID IS SMOKIN'"
ROY ........ "Ain't He The Baddest MO FO on Geetar !"
COP ........ "Do you Know Him"
ROY ........ "Oh F**K Yeah!"
COP ........ "Deacon Jones Do you think you could get me an Autograph of His"
ROY ........ "I'll Do Better than that , Next time he's in Wisconsin , i'll get you Backstage and you can meet him and get 
                  The Autograph in Person , How about that
COP ........ "You'd do that for me ...... Jeez Deacon Jones
ROY ........ "Street Team Numero Uno Conquest"
COP ........ "O K Deacon Jones , I'm gonna let you go this time , but if i catch you Driving Planes on Highway 41 Again
                 i'm gonna have to take you in "
ROY ......... "Right Officer Clear the Highway"
COP ......... "Have a Good Flight Deacon"
ROY ......... " Yeah Gotta get and do some 18 Holes
COP ......... "Sure was a nice guy"
ROY .........  IN SKY " WHERE I LAND , WHERE I GO , AIN'T NO BODY KNOW
                               "SAID SON TAKE MY PLANE , ON HIGHWAY 41

.............................. Michael